boy friends

our third album "Fertile Doubts" is out today! listen on all services and read the liner notes at: boyfriends.horse/fertile-doubts/

honest question: whose failure is it that my music is constantly compared to other music i don't like

"reminds me of x" - an entire discourse built around a grammatical construction designed to fabricate something "nice" to say out of thin air

super sick of erudition culture in DIY

@SimonRetromania come to think of it, i wager it's worth it to hear the attempt of a techno act in 1999 to craft a heartfelt ballad using the same tools they did to make "blue (da ba dee)" - kind of like eiffel 65 : 808s and heartbreak :: steamboat willie : fantasia

@SimonRetromania pleased to see eiffel65 mentioned in your autotune article, that whole album was absolutely lousy with it - wondering if you had any other ex post facto impressions of that album as a document that didn't fit in the piece?

@SimonRetromania i never tire of playing the first 3 seconds of every song in order, which i'm sure you'll see why if you ever do that - otherwise it's a pat '99 techno time capsule with a decent hook or two, only i've long & unaccountably felt it has some mysterious archaeological significance

last show for now in montreal TONIGHT at the BOG: facebook.com/events/5912856…

hey @TRUST_FUND have you ever heard of @AnimalsThatSwim ? basically the best indie pop band that ever lived youtube.com/watch?v=mIAnsF…

the strokes' first 2 albums would have aged much better if they hadn't stuck like 5 seconds of silence between each track

social media is the will to power at its most base how is it not president already

accidentally clicked on "idaho"

listen @realdonaldtrump i know it's hard but y'know i'm not exactly the president either and i'm doing just fine

(you may be wondering if a disproportionate sense of excitement is leading to an above average proportion of typos in this series of tweets. i would recommend asking @realdonaldtrump about it, but unfortunately, he is not the president)

who, the president? well it sure ain't @realdonaldtrump, i hadda learn that the hard wayw!

s'a real shame about that @realdonaldtrump, not being president and all. it's a bitter pill i tell you what

i always knew you might not be president, @realdonaldtrump. but i had to look deep into your eyes to be sure.