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He’s queueing for his rank up game. Put 4 people into his team who have never even held a mouse before.

He finally bought the game his friends have all been pestering him to play with them for the last three months. Have all of them immediately move on to a new game.

@DeadlockAnon My friends and I call ‘em babies

everybody calling troopers minions has been an upsetting reality check regarding dota's relevancy

reading one piece genuinely fucks up your perception of pacing because every time i read a new series im like man this is so good if only there was about 600 more chapters for a little more depth

The CIA to the pro-American chimps

In Houston it is considered very rude to refuse a cigarette. there’s an ancient concept — yān zhōng xiá (烟中侠) — “the hero within the smoke.” It comes from Texas poetry about finding your truest self by drawing breath through fire. There’s really no English equivalent.

@dorn284 @HLC_actual @kneis816 Who ever, once, mentioned drawing a firearm during a riot? You’re bringing up irrelevant situations without understanding what I’m even referring to. You just took umbrage with my post and have to find new shit to justify your argument when in reality you haven’t said a thing

@bpc1570 @HLC_actual @kneis816 Are you allowed to carry there legally? yes. But you will be killed for being armed and drawing at a riot. You can pretend otherwise, but you are purposefully putting yourself in harms way and making yourself the enemy.

This may be a hot take but yall know we can just kill mass shooters right? An armed and trained public is less likely to be seen as a “soft target”. The more of these would-be shooters that people stack up, the lower the likelihood that these attacks continue in this style. Also, next level gangster shit from these ROTC students.

@dorn284 @HLC_actual @kneis816 Armed resistance, famously a reason the 2nd amendment is allowed to be infringed. Who denotes what’s a protest and a riot? Who says you shouldn’t arm yourself in tense situations? Isn’t that what being armed is for? Or just for show?

@bpc1570 @HLC_actual @kneis816 At protest, or at a riot? If you are in a place where there is violence, and you are armed, and resisting arrest, then yea. You are in the wrong place to be carrying.

@HLC_actual @kneis816 But you don’t support CC at a protest, or “high stress” environments. Weird hill

@kneis816 Carrying a concealed weapon in a gun free zone for your personal protection is a victimless crime. I’ll die on this hill.

⚡️ Zelensky floats swapping Patriot missiles for interceptor drones amid increased Iranian Shahed threat. "If they give them to us, we will give them interceptors. It is an equal exchange," he said. kyivindependent.com/zelensky-float…

Just found out how much the kids are paying for Aggie Rings now and suddenly I feel like boomers who bought their homes for $5

i ain't clearing up no rumors unless they say i'm out here eating coleslaw

@_Chijioke_ @LASHYBILLS Btw this doesn’t mean I condone it, just the reality of why it happens

@_Chijioke_ @LASHYBILLS Really it’s cuz of liability. A dead person (and family)is less likely to sue for unreasonable force unfortunately. Using a gun to disable would be considered overkill but a gun used to kill is not, however the threshold to use a gun must be met (life of you or another at risk)

Bodycam Footage Shows 16-Year-Old Ma'Khia Bryant Charging Woman With Knife Before Being Shot by Officer in Columbus, Ohio

playing deadlock and putting lots of hours and effort into this game is like buying a bitcoin in 2010 DO IT NOW BEFORE THE GAME BECOMES VERY BIG AND WILL BE FILLED WITH 100+ HEROES AND YOU'LL REGRET YOU DIDN'T TRY IT BEFORE, LOCK THE FUCK IN

@paolini Sold

He and his brother also did Forward Unto Dawn.

The ‘ERAGON’ series is moving forward at Disney+ Todd Harthan (‘High Potential’) and Todd Helbing (‘Superman & Lois’) will serve as showrunners

A Russian and an American find themselves in hell in front of Satan... Satan: "We have two kinds of hell here: American hell and Russian hell, which one do you choose?". American: "What's the difference?" Satan: "In American hell you have to eat one bucket of shit every day, while in Russian hell you have to eat two buckets of shit every day." American: "Well, I guess I choose American hell then." Satan turns to the Russian. Satan: "What about you?" Russian: "I've been living my whole life in Russia, might as well go to russian hell." And so they are sent to their hells and meet a week later. Russian: "How is it going in American hell?" American: "Not so bad actually, you eat your bucket of shit in the morning and the rest of the day you are free. What about you?" Russian: "Well, you know how things are done in Russia. It's either shit was not delivered, or there aren't enough buckets for everyone."

currently DHS has nearly 3000 officers in MN... Minneapolis only has 588 officers TOTAL.. that means for each shift they have less than 150 officers on the street at one time!!!!! 3 x 150 pers shift = 450.. - weekend shifts - sick - vacations - desk jobs... so during the day the DHS vs MNPD is about 1 MNPD for every 20 DHS officers. the smallest contingent of the DHS operation is larger than the full number of MNPD on the street at any one time and MNPD still have to do accidents, and normal calls... there is NO WAY that MN can help or really do anything for DHA, they dont have the numbers.

Having spent the last 48 hours back on here...you all deserve better.