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the bluetooth voice lady showed up on my tiktok so here you go. stick to the end for “bluetooth sad”

Someone else said: “Art Nouveau is when it looks made by elves. Art Deco is when it looks made by dwarves.” And after looking into it, I think they’re a genius and 100% correct.

@mizabitha it's really all about community; get together, have some fun, build a contraption youtu.be/a7UDD1Yf6OI?t=3

met a guy once whose thing was women melting in lava. difficult sex life, but he'd seen some jolly exciting cartoons

why does anyone have trouble dating online, just open a fetlife and find someone else whose mind was forever obliterated by the same specific episode of a forgotten cartoon as you. doesn't even have to be a weird fetish. find someone who laughs at the same stupid catchphrases

@SWAIM_CORP Ironically the Jack o' All Trades is very popular

Fun Halloween fact! The apostrophe in jack-o'-lantern is often assumed to elide "f the," as in "jack of the lantern," but in fact it simply denotes the omission of "ff." That's WHAT they were FOR. I DID NOTHING WRONG.

@BobMahar I think I saw this sg1 episode

I got what I needed out of the resistor swarm, but at what personal cost, I ask you.

chanting TWO SOCKS ENTER ONE SOCK LEAVES whilst loading the dryer

they see me scrollin

Only a few signatures away from 1,000 in just 24 hours! Let's get The Littlest Hobo a Star on Canada's Walk of Fame! Sign the petition below!👇 chng.it/xZ8FTtt5rZ

Had this idea right as I woke up

@thejakenixon verniest calipers

Home defense vernier calipers

@QuirkyRides A Bivolve

Can anyone think of a name for half a #Volvo?

@misternineham up? in this economy? at this point all I can give is middling

i would give up but i think i've forgotten how

@mizabitha Maybe two

There's only one Hawk Tuah real heads care about

jb has both camps covered here

@joe_applebrook she's a skeleton so...

Where are her gazingas