brad fasbender

My @Masterbuilt smoker decided the heating element needed to go out while smoking the Easter briskets for today. $300 of meat, smoker trash, Easter is ruined. Getting a @TraegerGrills this next time. #Easter #Ruined

@AVG805 @DK_Assist They are too cheap for that and know he was a popular play. They aren’t doing shit 😂

@brad097 @DK_Assist It should void as long as he doesn't return.

@DK_Assist what’s the deal with Yaxel Lendeborg? 5 minutes and an ankle injury in the NCAA final four. Is this going to void if he’s out?

@DK_Assist Yall have house rules for everything to go your way. Withdraw and uninstall. ✌️

@brad097 College sports are not included in Early Exit, wagers will stand per house rules.

65-1 to end the conference finals weekend. I’ll take it 🧑‍🍳

Prime example why you should never bet on the nba 40 seconds left and suddenly it’s the best time to get those bench players some minutes? And by minutes we mean 30 seconds. These coaches have to be investigated @NBA terrible product watching starters get subbed out for seconds.

@br_betting Split the pot and week 18 for the title

A TIE IN THE FANTASY CHAMPIONSHIP IS INSANE 😂 How you solving this? 👀 (Via Ianm1011/IG)

@BarstoolBigCat Over a point, but since jahmyr Gibbs is basically the reason I lost, it’s heartbreaking in my book.

I know no one cares about your fantasy team but I want to see some heartbreaking finals. I’m talking half a point or less

@MatthewBerryTMR Most by a point because Gibbs disappeared and Javonte had a phantom injury. These are the things that drive me crazy in this game.

ROLL CALL! Who just WON THE 'SHIP? LET'S SEE EM! #FantasyLife

@SleeperNFL A modest 53 as a baseline 😵‍💫

How many fantasy points do you need from Puka tonight to win your championship?

@DKSportsbook Kyle pitts

Who is scoring the FIRST TOUCHDOWN on Monday Night Football? 👀

@FantasyPros How I can get Jacob’s out of my start for literally anyone else. #ShouldHaveJustBeenRuledOut

What is your TOUGHEST Week 16 start/sit decision?

“Josh Jacobs is active today” - Actively watching from the sidelines outside of 1 snap second half to ensure sportsbooks don’t have to void his props today. #GamblingRuinsFootball

@SleeperNFL 183 and a TD on 9 catches

How many receiving yards will JSN have tonight in TNF?

@MatthewBerryTMR Moving on by .2 points!

Moving onto the semi's roll-call! Who's playing next week? Let's see em.

@FantasyPros DK Metcalf to finish within 3 points of Achane (I’m already accepting defeat)

What needs to happen for your fantasy team to advance to the semifinals tonight?

The NFL wants YOU to think this is a touchdown

@DhananiZain Half PPR - Neal, Rodriquez or Aaron jones at flex(1 RB league- current is Jacobs starting)

Alright fantasy playoffs time - start/sit questions (or other). Go!

Thanks for the 3 hour tarmac delay today @delta my kids appreciated that 🫡

“Prior to the false start, Green Bay called a timeout” The Packers scored a touchdown on the next play