Brady T. Sexton

Whoever is doing promo for the new Twister movie is killing it.

@GMA advertising with live stories 3 weeks in a row for the fast-food chains that are killing America. How about #EatLocal and #EatRealFood messaging as a sign of corporate responsibility?

Watching @GMA covering shootings and violence, and then @RonDeSantisFL changing the meaning of #DEI to keep people feeling under attack in a culture war. It doesn’t take a genius…

apple.news/AQmWoub-zRqqZS… Inconvenient facts.

I 💖 Vouvray.

Are you even a father if you haven’t threatened your kids that they’ll have to do the dishes for their meal at the diner?

When do you feel most efficient? For me, it’s drinking beer while peeing.

So STEM became STEAM, and now it’s STREAM? It’s like you changed the spelling from S-C-H-O-O-L to S-T-R-E-A-M.

At least 5 Big XII QBs will play in this year’s #NFLPlayoffs playoffs.

@PeteCarroll has a whole bag of @bigleaguechew in his mouth.

I gotta say, the Home Depot Dutton is my favorite Dutton #YellowstoneTV.

Who knew @brockpurdy13 could play? @OU_Football fans, that’s who!

@OU_CoachGundy @CowboyFB @OU_Football Grateful for you man!

Getting ready for Thanksgiving on #BEDLAM, a first for me. So much to be thankful for. ⁦@CowboyFB⁩ ⁦@OU_Football⁩ l

Wife read something crazy: the reason you made it this far is the same reason you aren’t where you want to be. #everyoneneedstherapy

Had enough therapy to finally control my feelings, but wife says cargo pants are likely coming back and I don’t know wtf to feel.

@DeMarcoMurray deserves an award for the development of Gray. He looks like a 1st rounder now.

I find it hard to believe that literally everyone’s menu options have recently changed.

All the hipsters have dad bods now.

Am I a good Dad? My 11 yo just joked about mangos coming from Mongolia, so you decide.

When you’re remodeling it’s important to remind yourself: everyone’s plumbing is shitty.