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FUCK BOSTON 1000% FUCK PHILLY 1000% FUCK PAUL GEORGE LITTLE BITTY ASS FOREHEAD 1000% FUCK EMBIID’S ABDOMEN 1000% FUCK EMBIID’S ENTIRE LOWER BODY 1000%

Knicks gave these kids a 1H 50 burger with cheese. Hawks big time bitchmade

@bellababyluhvv Good morning :) oh my goodness the air was a little crisper the sun is shining a little brighter for me today. I feel like a brand new man

Good morning everyone :)

@bellababyluhvv If you have a chance soon please check your message requests. Thank you

Rt if you would like to see this pump you dry 💦🥴

Even if the Knicks didn’t have a timeout I still want to know why Mike Brown is allowed to drink on the job. Dude’s a fucking jagoff

When the Knicks hired Mike Brown I sat there for a min…let out a long fart…shrugged my shoulders and said “well I guess that was the last ECF I’ll see in my lifetime” WE WERE IN THE BONUS FOR 7.5 MINUTES YOU ASS NUT WE’RE GOING HOME WITH A TIMEOUT WE NEEDED TO USE DICKFACE

Mike Brown should be beaten with a sack full of bar soaps & doorknobs

@eroticswagg Is there a special hoop I need to jump thru to dm you? Cuz I’ll jump thru it immediately!

Here you go! Since you’ve been so good with me today;3

@Devoted2Mariah_ Hunker down and stay safe🤍for some of us you’re the only ray of sunshine we get

Now there’s an imminent tornado threat? Wtf

@Devoted2Mariah_ I bring the whiskey & the revolver. We should probably do it at sunrise. Or would the lady prefer poison? Seems more poetic

@brahthe We might have to soon.

That shower sucked and I still want to end it all.

You know who rules? Georgia Southern

@Devoted2Mariah_ And might I add you always do such a marvelous job in the pleasing department. Nobody does it better

@brahthe I aim to please

Ugh that shower was everythinggggg. Sometimes it just feels so good to exfoliate and pamper and hydrate your skin. I washed my hair with the deep cleaning products today and it feels so CLEAN. Ugh, yes.

@Devoted2Mariah_ I’ll take a bullet for you and only you

Men like equality whenever war breaks out lmaoooo. Fuck y’all.

WASH AWAY ALL MY SINS IN ITTA BENA MISSISSIPPI BABY YOUR DELTA DEVILS ARE ONCE AGAIN VICTORIOUS & WE BOUT TO PITCH A BITCH IN THE DOLLAR GENERAL MARKET PARKING LOT

If anyone needs me I’m headed down the road to itta bena. We gonna pitch a bitch and burn this mf down tonight. Your Delta Devils have tasted victory!!!!! We did in honor of Larry from Larry’s Fish House baby🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

MARIO CRISTOBAL IS FINALLY A HERO

JAMES MADISON WITH THE GODFATHER OF ALL BACK DOOR COVERS

@Devoted2Mariah_ Quite possibly the most note for note perfect pop song of all time

Tears For Fears - Everybody Wants To Rule The World