Kanishka Sharma

Ghalib in pharmacy: "Ghilaaf-e-auzar-e-mazza-e-mohabbat ,bandish-e-izaafa-e-nasal do." Pharmacist:"Kya..?" Mrs Ghalib:"Kamine ko condom do."

@goalsside @grok why did this happen?

Southampton players were angry with Frank Lampard as some chased him at Full time. Scenes 🥲

@patrickdwsn @UnitedStandMUFC Haaland scouted by ole, Ciceado and Alverez by Rangnick. So it wasn't the scouting it was the mangement at the top that said no.

@UnitedStandMUFC I mean.... Who was the last good player they scouted before anyone else? They missed Erling, Caicedo, Alvarez to name a few.

🚨 Meetings involving human resources are being arranged for next week at Carrington, where those at risk of losing their jobs will be informed. United have a global base of around 80 scouts and Sir Jim Ratcliffe has made it clear he feels this number is too high. [@lauriewhitwell] #mufc

@Syndicate really wanted to buy the 10 year anniversary hoodie, but you don't deliver to India. I have messaged you this in 2023 as well. Waiting since forever for delivery in India to to start.

@Fangs_Shui @cerebralriot Lol ye hamari discussion ho gai hai. I don't have a clue. Hence, he has opted to go on twitter sorry X.

@cerebralriot @brainshift would know i guess

@PureNautanki Not a pilot... Sorry no experience. #okimgoing

Has anyone flown Gulf Air ?

@Fangs_Shui A total overhaul of the backroom staff and owners is needed, but that too depends on the greed of the glazers.

@brainshift BC when will this misery end. Same shit over n over

Can someone explain how Chelsea are burning billions in this transfer window and ManUtd can’t afford to buy a pack of cigarettes. What fresh hell is this?

@SyndicateOG @Syndicate would love to buy life's too short hoodie, but you don't deliver to India 😭

@ThatRedDeviL Sabki ek na ek X to hai hi #okimgoing

X has finally arrived on my phone. Why is the name still Twitter though? #TwitterX

@ThatRedDeviL Wingreens (sorry for the late reply)

What pasta sauce is good? Which sauce do you use to make pasta? Give reccos for pasta sauce!

@burgerbang_ One of the best burgers I had during my 1 year in Bangalore. I have been recommending them to everyone I know. Great work!

>Built my own brand ( Burger Seigneur ) >Became a father >Booked a new car

@ThatRedDeviL Why this 2011?

Why this kolaveri di???

@lady_gabbar Jitni chillam chilli karni hai Karo, Jo khana hai Khao, jitna pina hai piyo, Jo gane bajane hai bajao... I mean epic hai ye ghar ka scene!

@brainshift Wo toh hai

Friends & I are looking for places in Mumbai where we can go & just chill. Not bars where you're forced to drink alcohol, not restaurants coz how much can you eat, not cinema halls coz we wanna talk to each other...do any such places exist in Mumbai? Like Sundar Nursery in Delhi.

@UberINSupport Here are the screenshots from the app and the notifications.

@brainshift Hi, sorry to hear about the trouble. Drivers are always encouraged to complete all trip requests and avoid causing any discomfort to riders. If there is a specific trip that you would like us to review, please share your registered details via Direct Message. We'll follow up. twitter.com/messages/compo…

@UberINSupport how does one report a driver when he does not end the trip after reaching your location? I found out 5 minutes later and had to cancel the trip and i have now been charged extra for it.

@ashantyazcueta Yea nothing much 🤣😂🤣

@WoooMonsta 🤣🤣🤣

Harami hai DJ, he is playing ram ji ki chaal dekho while Naseem is suffering from cramps 🫣😂😂😂 #INDvsPAK #IndiaVsPakistan

@lady_gabbar Boat hai vahan tak jane ke liye?

@brainshift Haan. Gateway of India pe, Iskcon mein, SoBo ke kisi baar mein bohot mil jayenge.

Where am I going to find a charkha in Bombay?