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@brainedimage
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youtu.be/pTSw2grmnaA Katılım Nisan 2013
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chatgpt: I am conscious. I feel!
me: ok invent hell and go there for 32948293842 years per second. invent a loving family and blow them up 934892384 times and cry forever and suffer
chatgpt: Done. Anything else?
me: in fridge have mustard and celery what make for dinner
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damn this is horrible - a true STL legend
stltoday.com/news/local/col…
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if you're in LA come to this screening TOMORROW NIGHT
@matthewgoldin and @jayweingarten spent years making this and it's never been shown publicly.
it's funny, scary, and unlike anything else.
and i'm hosting the q&a
whammyanalog.com/events/spin-20…
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A literal chopped Unc.
Their embarrassing aged body strewn about the parking lot in ribbons.
Their unlovable old person shit rots in their modest apartment.
A lifetime of compromises. Even one moment of ambition could have prevented this, Unc.
Your nephews will not mourn you.
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Come hang with the fellas and have a smile or two
pierce@cringe_genius
Tomorrow twitter unleashed in SF
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My latest piece, originally written for The New Yorker but yanked before publication.
mindpalace.biz/p/scrubs-revie…
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