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youtu.be/pTSw2grmnaA Katılım Nisan 2013
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why take psychedelics, just so my brain can show me a bunch of AI slop?
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chatgpt: I am conscious. I feel! me: ok invent hell and go there for 32948293842 years per second. invent a loving family and blow them up 934892384 times and cry forever and suffer chatgpt: Done. Anything else? me: in fridge have mustard and celery what make for dinner
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news blast. the president has been smashed by colliding spikes in a maze one second later: the president was saved by an amulet and found a treasure chest
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the president was dipped in liquid nitrogen and shattered by a flaming arrow. he is now at a secure location inside a bag of his remains
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A literal chopped Unc. Their embarrassing aged body strewn about the parking lot in ribbons. Their unlovable old person shit rots in their modest apartment. A lifetime of compromises. Even one moment of ambition could have prevented this, Unc. Your nephews will not mourn you.
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I will be battling dementia for the next 70 or 80 years.
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he's an evil piece of shit but trump was right to call out fly by jing chili crisp as both overpriced and inferior compared to lao gan ma, which is china's most popular condiment for a reason
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3 best movies last year resurrection kontinental 25 secret agent there ya go. now piss off wanker
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a polyamorous couple noticed me from across the bar and began to fantasize about bedding me. thankfully they did not approach me. i went to my grave without ever learning of their existence
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basically the old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born, but as long as there aren't any monsters everything should be fine
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