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Americans feeling the “vibe” completely missed the plethora of symbolisms and criticisms in that performance. “God bless America” and he proceeds to mention all the countries that ARE America. Brilliant! “Les falta sazón”. @sanbenito

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Brain Teaser Answer is not 72 then whats the answer??

@jackdanpr Esta administración se saca todo de la manga, prenden todo en fuego y luego lloran pq se quemaron. 🤷🏻‍♀️

@brainnotsilent Los que comenzamos hacer deployments con ciertas marcas, ahora hay que comenzar de cero y ver que oociones quedan. Todo un desbarajuste...

¡Van a estar carísimos!

@shebringsjoy Check out zenni.com for cheap glasses. My insurance covers up to $100 for glasses. That’s it. But you can get glasses at zenni for much less than the eye doctor.

What is the point of insurance, even? My glasses broke last week- it’s been almost two years since I had an eye exam, so I scheduled an appointment for this afternoon. I went through the whole process, only to find at the end that the exam itself was $45, and the ugly glasses, with no glare reduction, coatings of any type at all, single vision, etc…. Are $321. I literally just paid the exam copay, and left. So I just paid for a service I can’t even utilize, when I am having trouble putting groceries on the table. Note: I am coke bottle glasses near-sided. I cannot drive, cook, etc, without my glasses. Like- why isn’t this covered by my insurance? This is worse than the fact that dental care isn’t covered. This is what I mean when I say I am tired of living this way. What is the point of this?

@Mima1_20 WTF

Quien ha comido “ Drunkin cookies “ ? Una caja de 6 galletas por $44 + IVU ò $72 por 12 ! En serio?

@ElSenorBlack El peor es el de Santurce. 🙅🏻‍♀️

Pensaba que Walmart Escorial era el peor de PR pero el de Caguas le da la liga bien cabrón.

@PolitiRican2015 More than 6! Hubo gente sin luz por hasta 1 año.

This literally happened to San Juan and all of Puerto Rico for 6 months

“Maybe me” 🤨

🚨 El cuerpo académico de la Pontificia Universidad Católica aprobó de forma unánime una moción de rechazo al megaproyecto Esencia, planeado en la zona costera de Cabo Rojo. periodicolaperla.com/actualidad/puc…

@BeckyLTuch @DrexelUniv Neither 3 or 4 are even negotiable. WTF!? Cross out “use” and “copy” on point 1. Register your copyrights!

A writer just shared with me a contract she received from Paper Dragon, a lit mag out of @DrexelUniv. I am IN SHOCK. The editor refused to negotiate.

Todo está fuera de control…

Why are news sites writing in “pigdin”? WTF. Use translators!

@steipete Nobody forced him to use the low level copy machine. 🤷🏻‍♀️

This guy emailed me asking for a *token session refund* because his claw made mistakes. 🙃

@Marcela252016 En serio? Recuerdas el orden de operaciones, PEMDAS?

Alguien que me explique;

Influencers que no tienen un bledo de experiencia en algo, dando consejos de como manejar ese algo. ¡Ay, por favor! Paren ya.

@MilkRoadAI So what happens when it runs out of battery? What happens when the signal goes bust? Is it really cheaper and/or better than how cows are raised now? And what happens if you miss a monthly payment? 🤨

This is WILD. Peter Thiel just bet $2 billion on a collar that wraps around a cow’s neck. The company is called Halter and it has a proprietary algorithm that runs the entire operation. They actually trademarked the name for it and called it the Cowgorithm and here's how it works. A farmer opens an app, taps a button, and 600,000 cows across three countries start walking toward the milking station on their own. No farm dogs, fences or physical labor, it's just a solar-powered GPS collar sending sound and vibration cues to each animal. The collar does more than move cows around. It monitors digestion, fertility cycles, and health patterns in real time, 24 hours a day, using machine learning trained on the behavior of hundreds of thousands of animals. Halter was founded by a rocket engineer who built spacecraft at Rocket Lab before deciding that farming was the bigger unsolved problem. US ranchers alone have already used the technology to build over 11,000 miles of virtual fencing, roughly the full perimeter of the continental United States, saving an estimated $220 million in physical fencing costs. Halter's previous funding round valued the company at $1 billion. This new round, led by Thiel's Founders Fund, doubles that valuation to $2 billion before the new money even hits the account. And they charge farmers between $5 and $8 per animal per month on a subscription model, meaning the more cows they collar, the more locked-in the revenue becomes. The most powerful venture capitalist on earth just decided that the future of food and farming runs through an algorithm named after a cow. He might be right.

@Mishi_2210 22 are alive and 30 are dead. They are all still in the room. Assuming the killer is a human.

Everyone says 20 ,but that’s not the real answer If you solve this, you’re in the top 1%

@S3kr3tt0 😳

Pero por qué están tan asquerosos. 😧

@JosecirPR 🧐

Lo he dicho, WhatsApp no es de Dios, no lo use con empleados o compañeros de trabajo.

@Parodyjeffx Another threat. 🙄 Somebody take his phone away!

INFO-ALERT🚨⚠️ Trump threatens to invade Greenland again if Europe doesn’t help him against Iran.