claire

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claire

@bramflake

your average cat lady and esthetician

Katılım Nisan 2009

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claire@bramflake·10 Ağu

CALL ME MRS. BLISS BECAUSE YA GIRL GOT MARRIED!!!!!!!!

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claire@bramflake·11 May

i’m creating New Baseball™️ and it’s my roman empire

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carter hambley@carterhambley·5 May

FUCK

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every year im given no warning that the kentucky derby is happening. what if i wanted to go

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claire@bramflake·20 Nis

1.6 update isn’t out on console (yet) so in the meantime I FINALLY achieved Perfection on my Year 11 farm I began in 2021 :’) she is beautiful

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claire@bramflake·15 Nis

SUCCESS

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if I don't end up marrying one of David's friends, I've failed my life mission

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claire@bramflake·6 Mar

@orc_splooge @ecto_fun the entire story behind Death is so fucking cool

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laurinha 🦠@ecto_fun·6 Mar

i love when it’s like black flag and joy division. some of the hardest punk in history, some of the darkest songs in history, half their members looked like they just finished doing your dads taxes

Manjot | AusGP2026‼️‼️@sxmmerskin

kinda off topic but its always funny to see the people who dress ultra emo/punk/goth making music that sounds nothing like those genres and then you look at the actual bands of those subcultures and theyre all in shirt and jeans

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Historic Vids@historyinmemes·6 Mar

Jesse Plemons with one of the best line deliveries in the history of comedy movies.

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claire@bramflake·18 Şub

oh simpler days of social media

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#HowCome I can't get above 200,000 on temple run ?

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claire@bramflake·11 Şub

@kaitlynmccccc WHERE on earth did you find gold shadow pens?! gelly roll is *the shit* and I’m trying to eventually purchase their whole collection but i feel like the # 600s are so impossible to find in store!!!

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claire@bramflake·11 Şub

since the cat is officially out of the internet bag: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!💗💓💞💞💕💕💘💖💖💞💞💓💗💞💕💖

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claire@bramflake·8 Şub

@linds_moran (idk if this helps with your particular situation but) speaking from personal experience the IRS are shockingly chill when it comes to owed taxes, they helped me set up a super reasonable payment plan!!

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claire@bramflake·27 Oca

@nikkijvandy god damnit i feel like i should pay you for this free therapy

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nick james@nikkijvandy·27 Oca

The battle within yourself might be more difficult than anyone who has ever given you problems. Knowing you can respond any way you want is proof that it all starts with you. It is a battle between your knee-jerk emotional self and the objective truth outside of your ego.

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claire@bramflake·6 Oca

watching the PWHL game and I’ve never felt so alive

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claire@bramflake·22 Ara

@edwintalks I want this on a shirt

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eddy 🪐@edwintalks·21 Ara

just found out the opposite of a misogynist is a misandrist. I think I’m a misandrist??

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claire@bramflake·14 Kas

@bpetro88 Hahahahaha it’s less impressive than it appears, I honestly just searched my @ name + ‘ramen burger’ (I knew I must’ve tweeted about them at some point) and my hunch was correct🤣

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claire@bramflake·13 Kas

TOOK ABOUT A DECADE BUT I GOT MY FUCKING RAMEN BURGER!!!!!!!!!!!!