Brandi Mummery

My coffee mug and I feel the same way about merge conflicts 💀.

@wthmaesira at that point, it's just thinking 🥲

"you're overthinking" ok but i was right. so

what a year this week has been

“Yes I feel fully recharged after a restful holiday”

1.5 weeks of not opening my work laptop was exactly what I needed 🥲. Now I’m just sitting here trying to remember how to sit in a chair that isn't the couch.

You're a few millions of tokens away from living your dream life.

@tdesseyn Ahh, yes. Blink-182 wrote a song about this 🥲

i still have yet to wrap any gifts. yall about to have to check me into a mental institute with the way imma about to melt down trying to wrap these gifts.

Programming reality...

@malvvvada I don’t even use oil when I cook steak in my cast iron. Take the steak out about an hour before, pat it dry, heat the pan, render the fat cap for a minute, then cook as usual. Flip every 1-2 mins, and pull it at 125°F. Usually gives me a nice crust.

is it possible to get a good crust on my steak without butter? perhaps my pan is not hot enough?? i did it once and haven't been able to do it again. still learning how to perfect my steaks. yes im using a cast iron pan, no i am not putting in the oven after - is that the key???

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@TTCnotices Northbound* ?

Line 1 Yonge-University: Delays southbound at College station while we fix a mechanical problem.

@AHZlah For retiring people pleasers 😭

@brandiCodes why is there an api for this? 😭

therapist: “You need to start saying no.” me: yarn add no-as-a-service

@malvvvada RIP ⚰️

the day has come. I changed my username. malware is dead 🕊️🪦💐

Claude: "You're absolutely right!"

... @AirCanada's wifi is always down 🥲

when you're 26 you can either shoot a healthcare ceo or recieve a 15-year $765 million deal with the new york mets

NEWS: Donald Trump has picked Ippei Mizuhara as Secretary of Treasury

@AHZlah Close... another famous witch, from the 90s 👀 + a carpenter...

@brandiCodes Professor Minerva McGonagall? 👻

Forever dressing up as someone who has to explain their Halloween costume…

PARENTS: please check your kid's candy this halloween - i just found an unexpected AWS bill in a snickers bar