Brandon Jack

Finalised cover of Pissants. Preorder if you like books. If you don’t like books, i can’t help you. @SimonSchusterAU

Can announce that my debut novel “Pissants” is coming out next July with @Summit_Books @simonschuster. Stay tuned.

@Paul_Karp Nope

Any suggestions how to fix it @brandonjack33

Hmm tough day at the office.

@LMcKirdy7 Must be hard up for cash, asking me to pick him up from the airport.

@brandonjack33 Let me know if he needs instructions on how to get to the ground.

Swans fans! 🦢 I’d love to hear all the stories of how far people are travelling to get to the SCG for tonight’s game! Feel free to reply here, drop me a DM or email if you want to get in touch 📧 #AFL

@daanysaeed Oh my which one

It appears I’ve been blocked on socials by one of these podcasts. That’s a shame, I really quite enjoyed it minus the gambling ads.

@TheBackPocketAU Stay tuned

Have there ever been any good Football movies? Australian Rules is the only one I can think of, and that was good without being great. Surely we can make one good movie.

The stories in the book that is. Not the Alfie langer theories.

My very talented friend @lechblaine has a new book coming out. I have heard many of these stories (along with various reasons why Alfie Langer should be the next immortal) over the last 12 months. They’re bloody great. You will soon be able to hear them too.

@otoole_lochie @juantouthrie @sydneyswans This is the correct take.

@juantouthrie @brandonjack33 @sydneyswans He released a theory to beating the swans based around their clearance work when they were 11-1. Since they have been awful, probably just a coincidence but still funny

@brandonjack33 you will be put in front of a Royal Inquest. You and your napkin.

@rohan_connolly Swish

I agree, Quarters, that is a good idea. When do you reckon we could start?😂

@bombermurray11 You pay me to write another piece

@brandonjack33 So how do we get out of it ?

This is the narrative we are running with, ok? No further questions.

Bevo definitely has a CODE sport subscription.

Napkin-gate. Swans 2 wins, 4 losses since these found their way onto the internet 👀👀👀

"Now more than ever, the knowledge is there about the risks. Maybe decades ago, before it was known, you could plead ignorance. But now there is enough noise and education and forewarning that it is either negligence or acceptance if you choose to carry on."

With the tackles put under the microscope this season, we have overlooked the willingness of players to play the game they want to play. We have infantilised them. My latest for @codesportsau codesports.com.au/afl/brandon-ja…

Attempts to protect players have instead infantilised them and threaten to ruin footy. It’s time for an honest look at what the game really means to fans and its willing participants, writes former Swan @brandonjack33 codesports.com.au/afl/brandon-ja…

@DanielCherny I’m going on a hunger strike until Heeney plays again. Justice.

Satire is dead