Ben Brandzel

@EndWokeness @JoeBiden How the hell can you suddenly pretend to care about the 14 million people who voted for biden in the democratic primary when you did everything possible to steal the election from the 77 million americans who voted for Biden in 2020?

@JoeBiden Screw the 14 million primary voters who cast their ballots for you, amirite?

My fellow Democrats, I have decided not to accept the nomination and to focus all my energies on my duties as President for the remainder of my term. My very first decision as the party nominee in 2020 was to pick Kamala Harris as my Vice President. And it’s been the best decision I’ve made. Today I want to offer my full support and endorsement for Kamala to be the nominee of our party this year. Democrats — it’s time to come together and beat Trump. Let’s do this.

classified documents found in former VP Selina Meyer’s home

@davekarpf I think they should just compromise and make Santos Speaker. His first act will be instituting a new rule: We all have to believe in made up people. It will be known as the Santos Clause.

I think they should just compromise and make Santos Speaker. His first act will be instituting a new rule: We all have to believe in made up people. It will be known as the Santos Clause.

Sorry @elonmusk, @GretaThunberg owns Twitter.

Obrigado!

Amigos do Brasil - No domingo, milhões defenderam a democracia, as pessoas e o planeta. Às vezes esperamos pelo Ultimato, mas descobrimos que ainda estamos na Guerra Infinita. Agora, devemos continuar lutando por justiça, apoiar uns aos outros e saber que nosso #Ultimato chegará!

Musk's bid falling apart fills me with a geniune affection for the cacophonous cesspool that is Twitter like I haven't felt...ever.

Due to inflation my love will now be costing a thing

Dear @POTUS: the man you are meeting with today does not respect democracy and consistently threatens a coup. As the 1/6 hearings begin, remember to stand on the side of democracy.

@MarkRuffalo A beautiful day. :-)

It was so good to be a little part of lifting up the Brazilian advocates and youth creating a healthier, more vibrant and diverse democracy. We are all in this together. Humbled by this good news.

thanks @MarkRuffalo for starting the wave.

Galera do Brasil! Deem RT aqui com os vídeos que vocês fizeram incentivando outros jovens a tirar o título. Vou repostar 5 vídeos antes da data limite de 4 de maio. Vamos bombar essa campanha! A democracia e o planeta saem ganhando. olhaobarulhinho.com

Brazil is home to the Amazon and other ecosystems critical to climate change. What happens there matters to us all and youth voting is key in driving change for a healthy planet. For more on voter registration in Brazil before May 4, visit olhaobarulhinho.com #tiraotitulohoje

Hey friends in Brazil! If you're 16 or 17, make sure to register to vote before the May 4th deadline. What happens in Brazil matters to all of us. Your vote is your power. Use your power! olhaobarulhinho.com #tiraotitulohoje

@pzizz I used to love your app and use it every night. Now it's simply doesn't work. When I press the sleep function no audio program loads and no sound comes out. I have tried reinstalling many times. I am a pro user. Please help!!

My friends in Hungary: On Sunday, you have an incredible opportunity. You can choose freedom, hope, inclusion and peace. The right to choose is a blessing. And it's power. Please use your power and help everyone you know use it too. #ateválasztásod #HungaryElections #VoteOrbanOut

New plan: goad Putin into making an offensive joke about Will Smith's wife. He won't know what hit him.

Second guess!!! Wordle 234 2/6 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩