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@Mattcarmichael9 Will pass this message onto jack, see you tomorrow gaffer A.B

@branthamoffical Enjoy Vegas Jack

With half term drawing to a close and a few local football managers not enjoying my tweets, I have taken the tough decision to close this page. It’s been emotional, but I’m off to get my eyebrows done to ease the pain Yours AB #adnamblock

**player alert** 6,1 Asian centre back, poor injury record but exemplary discipline record. Potentially available for transfer, please dm me for details A.B

@jackrgmarshall missing today’s game due to a hair issue, thoughts with him

No game for @jackmads8 today, but be nice for him to stay involved with the lads

As we approach another game. Has anyone seen @gundog90 dad? He’s left a ticket on the gate, as he has for the last 10 years and still no show 😓

‘Club favourite’ please check these tweets for typos, it’s very frustrating A.B

Who has the bigger budget? Please RT before voting to get more votes A.B

@Mattcarmichael9 @sloggergriggs @LittleOakleyFC @LouieN88 @Brightlingseafc @BranthamAth @FC_Clacton @MightyHolland Adam bloss runs this account but I will speak to jack re diggers He did mention dovercourt building contracts are taking over Essex so the majority are all on hire to them

@branthamoffical @sloggergriggs @LittleOakleyFC @LouieN88 @Brightlingseafc @BranthamAth @FC_Clacton @MightyHolland No diggers hired out after 6pm Jack? Must be a slow day in the plant hire world

We have some almost breaking news. We are delighted to announce midfielder @LouieN88 has signed for the #acorns he will bring a wealth of quality and experience to our young squad. Previous clubs inc. @Brightlingseafc @BranthamAth @FC_Clacton and @MightyHolland welcome Louie 🌰

@sloggergriggs @LittleOakleyFC @LouieN88 @Brightlingseafc @BranthamAth @FC_Clacton @MightyHolland Michael if you could refrain from reporting news before the club that would be appreciated How a manager spends the biggest budget in the league is nothing to do with you.

@LittleOakleyFC @LouieN88 @Brightlingseafc @BranthamAth @FC_Clacton @MightyHolland This is amazing........ my sources are again ahead of the game.......... 💰💰💰💰💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💵💵💵💴💴💴💴💴💴💴 the Oakley Tamplin strikes again! Get a firm to make the dug outs doubles the size!!!

@Mattcarmichael9 @LouieN88 @sloggergriggs @LittleOakleyFC Wishing our ex attacking midfield legend all the best at his new club, understand the financial package was impossible to turn down

@LouieN88 @sloggergriggs @LittleOakleyFC

@Mattcarmichael9 @LittleOakleyFC got my ear close to the ground and hearing another player on his way into the club, another attacking mid fielder..... Does this mean people are on way out?? #budgetbreakers

@sorensenmik got any stream at all?

Early odds on assistant manager Dan Allen :evens Dan Beeson : 1/2 Glenn Eldridge 10/1 Adam Bloss: withdrawn with a cold

@o_fergus He’s due to sign once he returns from his annual leprechaun hunt If you see him first say hi for us

@branthamoffical Is the Everton tosser staying on chaps ? #melt

Squad update...we’ve signed absolutely fucking nobody The forms aren’t out But subject to paperwork some will stay

Brantham default on payments @newsie_22 is a free agent, foxash standby

Sibbo and Muzza fuming they won’t get their 20 quid

Rumours of darcy stealing money unproven but probably true

BREAKING NEWS Brantham athletic go bust More as we get it

Due to unforeseen circumstances the players will not be given their 30 quid a month wages tonight