David Bratchpiece

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David Bratchpiece

@bratchy1

Co-author: 'Brickwork: A Biography of The Arches', available now @salamanderst. Writer, comedian, and how does one say it? Obtainer of rare antiquities

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Is that summer here then? According to Mick Jagger the time is now right for dancing in the street. Might give it a go.

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Science girl@sciencegirl·10 Nis

Dogs’ reactions when you ask them if they want a walk.

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Its Lisa Stansfield's 60th birthday today. Apparently she finally found her baby who is now 35 and still dealing with abandonment issues

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Arnold Schwarzenegger@Schwarzenegger·9 Nis

This should be part of every curriculum.

cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic

Learning the alphabet with ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER.

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I wonder if the Artemis 2 astronauts realise we might actually need them to restart human civilisation

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Happy Easter

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David Bratchpiece@bratchy1·27 Mar

when Patrick Swayze rips the guy's throat out in Roadhouse

cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic

when did you realise you may be watching the greatest film of all time?

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David Bratchpiece@bratchy1·25 Mar

I recently decided that Dear Jessie is Madonna's most underrated tune, its like it was her Beatles phase but done in one song

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Samuel Sinyangwe@samswey·24 Mar

This.

Aidan Simardone@AidanSimardone

During the collapse of the Soviet Union, TVs would play Tchaikovsky's Swan Lake What will play during America’s collapse?

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David Bratchpiece@bratchy1·23 Mar

The owner of OnlyFans has died aged 43. He came and went too early.

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𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁@_DIGB·23 Mar

Iran down the pub on Friday after Trump backed down

BBC Breaking News@BBCBreaking

US President Donald Trump postpones threatened strikes against Iranian power plants due to "productive" talks with Tehran Follow live: bbc.in/4bYurSq

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WBG@TheRealWBG·20 Mar

Chuck Norris didn’t die… he just gave life permission to continue without him

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David Bratchpiece@bratchy1·19 Mar

game art was one of the beautiful things about 80's gaming

Retro Toys and Cartoons@toys_retro

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David Bratchpiece@bratchy1·19 Mar

What's going on with this meningitis outbreak then? Are we going to get locked down again? I need to know so I can prepare* *prepare to laugh at people buying 100 toilet rolls

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Bob Golen@BobGolen·18 Mar

Somebody born in ‘33 was 45 in ‘78. That's gotta be some sort of record.

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David Bratchpiece@bratchy1·17 Mar

@glasgowmixtape I expect so! Never really looked into it but I might

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Craig Williams@glasgowmixtape·17 Mar

@bratchy1 Worth a few bob surely

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David Bratchpiece@bratchy1·17 Mar

I met Banksy 25 years ago without realising it, that's kinda weird eh. He gave me this T-shirt and I still have it.

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David Bratchpiece@bratchy1·17 Mar

I grew up in Disneys dark phase. Black Hole, Watcher in the Woods, Black Cauldron etc. Its one of the reasons I'm messed up in the head. The films are still more interesting than anything they've done in ages tho

Scarred for Life@ScarredForLife2

THE BLACK HOLE (1979) kickstarted Disney's 'Dark Phase' with beautiful spaceships, cool robots, Anthony Perkins getting shredded, and an existential nightmare of an ending in which the good guys go to heaven and the bad guys go to hell. I adore it.

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