Doctor Troll

#facebook account doesnt work, commit suicide now ?

WHY DO ALL BASKETBALL PLAYERS SHAVE THEIR LEGS??? WHY WHY WHY ?????? @NBA #NBA

@TeamCoco - I love your show,seen every single one (even though you are not available in my county=) ps: make a hash tag for scraps vids pls

Instead of asking your nerd friend for tech support try: 1) Turn it on/off 2) Mess with preferences 3) Don't be an idiot

Bending of light in air makes Sun rise 5min earlier & set 5min later than it actually does. So Equinox has more day than nite

Missed the #supermoon, FUUUUU

- @UN #japan is fucked, so how are we going to help them ? lets bomb #lybia so they are not fucked alone

#supermoon comes in, tides go up, you cant explain that @oreillyfactor

#Lybia is in war, I guess #Egypt was kinda lucky after all

Lebron = KING !

Rango = True grit with lizards = win

Cost of laying off your science staff: @CNN reports the last full moon w/perigee was 1993. Actually, last time was Dec 2008

How the hell can you actually loose to clevelend?

Friday is PARTY TIMEE!!! (for you probably, I have to write my fckin master's thesis)

Everytime you watch jersey shore a book commits suicide

Battle LA: this movie sucks, its just a really long US military advertisment with a crappy ending, also no hot chicks!

Hang in for incredible 140 characters long review of Battle Los Angeles

5 awesome followers, almost beaten Charlie Sheen's record

one tweet one follower - LIKE A BOSS

#threewordstoliveby 1. think 2.outside 3.the 4.box