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OH LAWD WE DONE OILED THE HITTING MACHINE BACK UP

It’s always good to see everyone complain about lineup construction for the entire day immediately get proven wrong

I’ve never seen a Royals fan in the wild.

Eli White > That steroid using dumbass

@TrillWilsosa alright

I’m not paying $70 to watch “Eli White” in LF on Opening Day I’m not paying $70 to watch “Mauricio Dubon” play SS on Opening Day I’m not paying $70 to watch “Jonah Heim” catch on Opening Day

I felt that double play in my bones.

@SaddestBamaMan Who?

@bravesmoose So the Nats cant be hated??

Happy Opening Day everyone. Don’t forget to hate the PhilliesDodgersMetsMarlins today.

@dren_braves Score bug looks good 🙌

So far, BravesVision is great, it’s a hell of a lot better that branding of a gambling company. I’m extremely nervous about the score bug though. I just know it’s gonna be like this:

Sitting on the couch with my daughters, beat up old glove in my lap. Braves legends on my tv. This game has a way to of making you sentimental unlike any other sport.

Which one of you bastards won Mike’s Bronco and ain’t said shit about it?

@BeaneaterB I’ll name my firstborn son Walt.

@bravesmoose I’m already all in. If he gets thrown out I’m ripping the TV off the wall.

Weiss should get ejected tonight just to set the tone.

Dude you need to chill with the mustache. My wife watches these games. @PeterMoylan

Braves Vision is the best thing you guys have done since winning the World Series. Feels like I’m watching the game at my great grandparents’ house in the 90’s again. @Braves

I’ve been working out like a mad man since January to prepare my body for the Atlanta Braves induced hypertension from now until October.

LOTR is perfect and whomstever wrote this is an orc sympathizer.

I never thought I’d be able to root against Max Fried but here we are.

@daltine_cracker Let it be written, let it be so.

@bravesmoose Imagine if he launches one to leadoff opening night

Yes. More of this, thanks.