chanandler bong

today im sick

@NUT4BRYSON the kind that i THINK it is, isn't venomous.

@NUT4BRYSON a black one........

@NUT4BRYSON definitely not because i fell in a bush.. that's for sure

almost got bit by a snake good morning

i just ate 4 burritos wow i love me

@JiNKiESADESSiA thats exactly what happened even smells like burnt popcorn

@JiNKiESADESSiA have u never burnt anything in a microwave?? like popcorn or smthn???

@JiNKiESADESSiA i put it in too long :((((

I burnt a waffle in the microwave #wifeymaterial

I'm so bORED

@NVMSKYLER yeah idek I'm sorry

// someone help me with something for my writing clASS pls I HATE COLLEGE

@DiCKSOUT4MARi yes it is about the Black Plague. but no the song is the lighthouse's tale by nickle creek.

@DiCKSOUT4MARi no fr this song I'm listening to I sangwhen I was like 8 and it's about a girl dying at sea and her fiancé killing himself

// I just realized I never did this. Hmu for some plots

Do y'all ever hear/do something from ur childhood and realize "wtf why was this normal"?????

I'm listening to two songs that I grew up listening to (and had forgotten about) and they're CRAZY

Also why do y'all keep liking my dm tweet and nOT REPLYING rude as all hell