Brad Carroll

@farvas18 Using it after a creature

If there is anything more disgusting in this world than using a building site toilet I’ll be surprised 🚽🤢🤮

@SOT_47 @littlebirdiepod @SammyJayneTodd @jkadleccavanagh @brentzerafa @tradermatt106 @PeteTheMailBag @dickosmailbag Do rivets make top 5?

BREAKING: @SammyJayneTodd on the hunt to find Melbourne's best Sausage roll. 👇 broadsheet.com.au/melbourne/food…

@monseee27 @moumsup @FeedtechS We need in host

@moumsup @FeedtechS Any chance we can get involved or what?

Jakarni fat farm merino wether lambs tops made $246 off the @FeedtechS feeder very happy 👍

@SOT_47 @dickosmailbag @AtThePicnics Hawaiian with no pineapple please

After being belted at Caulfield today I’ve treated myself. 2 large pizzas. M.Zahra must be connected to the local pizza joint somehow. 1 note on the order. “No anchovies please” Yep you guessed it. Covered in them. Another strip.

@moumsup @Punters @SOT_47 Belinda

@Punters @SOT_47

Please bring this to Australia immediately 🙌 punt.rs/k8k

@clicka23 @DannyHegarty All of the above are guns

@moumsup Your mate reckons he’ll put you away today

Last job for 2019 🙈 then bulk 🍺

@mjbarker95 He doesn’t drink

@monseee27 @cricketcomau @samuelfez He still believes

@cricketcomau @samuelfez Fuck me swinging...we predicted it @brcarroll3 no wonder he still believes in Santa

JUST IN: Aussies confirm Josh Hazlewood's replacement in the Test squad for Boxing Day | @samuelfez #AUSvNZ cricket.com.au/news/australia…

@monseee27 @cricketcomau Absolute gun. Should be in the starting 11

@cricketcomau @brcarroll3 Siddle finally troubling batsmen

The first day's play at the MCG was abandoned after a series of deliveries reared up at WA's batsmen. More: cricket.com.au/news/mcg-pitch… #SheffieldShield

@monseee27 @VictoriaPolice AirPods a lot more serious

@VictoriaPolice This is amazing...a pair of AirPods valued at under $1,000 is getting tweeted about whilst my car was stolen, admittedly only worth $30k and I never heard boo from the popo

Police are appealing for public assistance following the theft of a pair of Airpods on a Geelong train in August. Detectives believe a witness filmed the incident and appeal for him to come forward. 📞Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000 🔗bit.ly/2Jcazh5

@monseee27 @natgeowild It’s all made up Ian

When crocs ate dinosaurs on @natgeowild is some serious watching

@clicka23 @monseee27 He secretly loves him

@monseee27 @radio_topics Dunnies sorry

@monseee27 @radio_topics You love it in public dummies

Do you do number twos when you’re out, or do you hold on until you go home? ABC Melbourne (on a roll) now.

@monseee27 Terrible @monseee27

What a fucking series, it felt like you were living it with them

@monseee27 Good Nathan

Can everyone just fuck off with the FaceApp shit #FaceApp #faceappchallenge

@monseee27 @Pacers Pacernation

Malcolm Brogden a Pacer...that is a terrific get... @Pacers

@monseee27 No no and no

A few thoughts about the blues right now. 1) I don’t care how many wines Dale Thomas had, he deserves a one year contract 2) would we have beaten GC, Hawks, Pies if Ed was playing on ball and not in FP? 3) Teague appears to be coaching to win #BoundByBlue

@monseee27 @cloxic @LOLGASMS Chicken crimpy Ian

@cloxic @LOLGASMS In order it is savoury, cheddar, chicken crimpy