Eli

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Eli

@bread_lover69

sometimes i don't know enough - they/he

Katılım Ocak 2019

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Eli@bread_lover69·25 Eyl

someone drunker than me on the train always makes me feel better...today that someone is holding a pbr

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jane ཐི♡ཋྀ@fangedfemme777·3 Oca

butch is to cigarettes as masc is to vapes STAY WITH ME NOW

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“paula”@paularambles·2 Oca

in 2026 we’re sandwichmaxxing (brie, mortadella, fig jam, clover & alfafa sprouts on a green onion slab from acme bread)

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mouse 🍪@littlemousedoll·2 Oca

i think chocolate rocks are really cool we should all eat more rocks

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shhhhhhhhhhhh@sharkpanty·2 Oca

my favorite part of new year’s day is letting the new pigs ceremoniously devour the bodies of the old ones

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Science Cowboy 🦉@aadityad9·31 Ara

Disgraced ornithologists actually get the Prometheus treatment btw they chain you to a rock and let a bird peck out your liver, which sounds bad but they let you choose the bird so it doesn’t necessarily have to be an eagle

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AT @ILYASLESTAT@heatedsrivalry·31 Ara

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✧@aesttics·31 Ara

fish nails

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onionweigher 🧅⚖️@onionweigher·30 Ara

half my tweets are still japanese but I don't consider it to be a problem anymore

勇者ノト⚔🌊石川県能登Vtuber@yusha_noto

目を覚ませ！お前は白菜だ！！

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Vyse ➡️ IWAG 2026@auveiss·30 Ara

Yeah 😌

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Noah Garfinkel@NoahGarfinkel·29 Ara

I didn’t realize I had put on the ASL version of One Battle After Another and was confused by what I thought was a very big choice.

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fai 🅧 james mcavoy’s publicist@chxriks·28 Ara

before the x-men doomsday teaser officially drops may i remind everyone of sir ian’s greatest wish

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pri@babooshcat·28 Ara

my girlfriend will shove her tongue down my throat and then immediately call me gay

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thanatos@PEZOLCFTD·27 Ara

I WANT TO SMELL LIKE A LASER PRINTER IN OPERATION. OZONE. TONER. HOT DUST. I LOVE HOT DUST.

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gab@sapphblvd·27 Ara

do they need a third

emily blunt's manager@twiceblunt

Emily Blunt says she wants to do a rom-com with Anne Hathaway: "Because I’m already in love with her. I wouldn’t have to act."

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Worst Contrarian - BACK OFFICE @ LARP CAPITAL@larpcapitalwc·27 Ara

Day 6 off zyn, noticeable uptick in sex drive and energy the last few days I’ve used the excess energy to call into radio stations and argue with the host

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natalie 🖤🐺@natamari_·27 Ara

i don’t think “me and who” is cutting it anymore

Vulkiri ✨ (@vulkiri.art🦋)@Vulkiri

under the stars 🌟

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mookieおおお@mookie000·27 Ara

pooping in your 30s can be life or death

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Khoa Vu@KhoaVuUmn·26 Ara

alz@alz_zyd_

American sandwiches are the best in the world. Nobody else comes close. As an American on vacation, there is no point ordering sandwiches anywhere, you will just find that they are worse than the American version

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pri@babooshcat·24 Ara

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