wannabe beach mom
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wannabe beach mom
@breakfastaisle
dog mom. she/her. opinions are my own. former fan development in chicago. a little kindness goes a long way
Illinois, USA Katılım Mart 2010
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only makes sense after the hellish weather we endured last week
Ryan Hall, Y’all@ryanhallyall
The nicest weather in the USA today will be between Madison, WI and Rockford, IL. Windows open kind of day.
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LET THEM. We should be holding our government accountable. If the elected officials cannot work for the populations that elected them, they should not work for ANYONE.
Gina Milan@ginamilan_
I can’t stand TMZ… but them setting up shop in Washington, DC to follow politicians might be the most glorious thing I’ve ever seen. Just wait—staffers and interns are about to start cashing in left and right, dropping receipts for a quick payday. This could get ugly fast. Oof.
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Make EMTs placing leads on women exhibiting cardiovascular events:
aus@sauczsa
Girl fuck u and those big naturals
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wannabe beach mom retweetledi
fighting adderall hyperfocus and benzo sleepiness
Mark Moran for U.S. Senate@itsmarkmoran
Today, I am putting Virginia & America First, to announce that I am running as an Independent for U.S. Senate.
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finally, someone is addressing the pink elephant in the room
Remarks@remarks
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Former DHS Secretary Kristi Noem's husband exposed as a cross-dresser, Daily Mail reports.
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god forgive me for the complex I’m instilling in my child by telling her that “kids who aren’t kind have to watch c-span”
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“I live in your head rent-free.” So, you believe housing should be a universal right?
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do any of you watch without scrolling on your phones? “Hula hoop” was mentioned in episode one!
mi｡°✩@grlwgills
dana crying…why do i feel like code hula hoop is gonna be really bad…
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I love the new verse to “we didn’t start the fire”
Shane Cashman@ShaneCashman
Doomsday plane, Disneyland hazmat incident, drone attack, Claude’s soul, targeting mistake, Ayatollah coma, MOAB, NATO cockroach spies, injectable self-assembling nanotechnology brain chips, Bigfoot disclosure, active shooter, missing general, wii strikes, soft kill, lab-grown brains playing DOOM, and Trumpleman.
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me, getting ready to put dr. robby in his rightful place: bh
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sending RFPs for a living and then accidentally typing rpf
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guess we need to start calling them the “US Boys’ National Team” because god forbid they act like adults and take responsibility for their actions by becoming political pawns
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