best dad

me on the battlefield during World War 3 looking for iced coffee and a phone charger

Sometimes the pencil led that’s been stuck in my arm since elementary school tells me to do bad things

"Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment" is asking me for videos from last night

Sending me on an errand that requires constant communication with you, and then suddenly, when I get there, you stop picking up your calls. I can’t act or make a decision without hearing from you, so I end up sitting and waiting while calling you repeatedly for several minutes.

Why do we put up with this? What can possibly be the reason for the price differences? Same item but the 'female' version costs more? #pinktax #unfairdiscrimination #woman #exploitation #checkers @CheckersSA

girl, we get it @MrsErikaKirk

“everyone grieves differently” Erika Kirk:

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: - Jane ate her friend's sandwich. - Jane ate her friend's colon.

Me liking every video of Erica Kirk celebrating instead of grieving😭😭😭

‘everyone grieves differently’ Erika Kirk:

People ask if I’m taking time off for the holidays. I say yes. That’s mostly true. I won’t be in the office. I will be reachable. I will not relax. But I will be wearing sweatpants. Which helps.

Brilliant

The opposite of isolate is yousoearly.

When your manager assigns you actual work and Christmas is 5 business days away