bre childs

Sigma Chi is a disgrace

“do you ever take two sips of water and then think your body needs one more so you take one more?”-mitch “no” - me “oh i thought we could for sure relate on that” - mitch

I need some hot cocoa bombs

Cashier: “The receipt is in the bag” Me: “You too”

not to be dramatic but i could eat my grandmas potato salad for every meal

I got a tattoo of every funny scene in friends

I’m voting for the side that doesn’t wish literal death on people they disagree with. In 30 days we need to re-elect Donald Trump, fire Nancy Pelosi, retire Joe Biden, and keep the Senate. The future of the republic depends on it.

Sisters, you were given the blessing of being daughters of God with special gifts. You brought with you into mortal life a spiritual capacity to nurture others and to lift them higher. #GeneralConference

October 1st, you know what that means

Me forgetting that I exist while driving

October is tomorrow so I’d like to remind everyone that candy corn is trash

Donald Trump shouldn't have to debate both Chris Wallace AND Joe Biden.

Why is Chris Wallace covering for Hunter Biden?

You will outgrow a lot of people once you start doing what’s best for you

up close & personal

kung fu panda is literally just nacho libre but with animals

He’s not even pretending to look at the interviewer!