🧸𝐵𝑟𝑒𝑒𝑛𝑖𝑒 𝐵…🧸

and the body bangin’ ☆

lmao i’m sorry if you came for philosophy and see me popping pussy equally i’m sorry if you came to see me pop puss and see a bunch of philosophy i’ll be making no changes but you have my condolences for sure ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ♡*･

so you mean to tell me, we can make dog kibble cat pates fish flakes bird blends… but we can’t make a human *something* for just idk connivence? 🤨 they don’t wanna end world hunger fr

the luckiest people in this world are those that are genuinely loved by black women, the amount of growth that can bloom from that love is limitless it is a fruitful tree that nourishes mind, body, and soul it is the most divine love i’ve ever been blessed to know

havin multiple children from different partners is a very big “whateva 🤷🏽‍♀️”in my head (well 3 i think is the max…in this economy pft might as well split custody on a goldfish) the quality of life, how involved they are w/ , and how fulfilled are their kids is what i care bout⋆꩜

@em0dads_ it be so fuckin embarrassin fr like “shit what now” lmfaoo likeee and the absurdity of not getting it done becoming another reason to justify the decision, might as well sit back n laugh cause the universe has JOKES

I tired to hang myself once and the belt broke I laid on the floor like :/ until my dad broke down the door

Calling Chris Brown “BeatEmUp McBackflips” is fucking hilarious lmaoo

Yall sleeping on teasing the nipple with the tip

too many brat tamers not enough brat BREAKERS, make me wish i never misbehaved 😵‍💫

It's crazy that so many people think of sucking dick as being submissive I literally have complete control of his entire mind and body and can play him like a violin with every little lick and kiss I love sucking dick so fucking much. Hearing him whimper and whine, ugh 🥰

"you're intimidating" ok but did you consider getting braver?

there’s something incredibly freeing about realising all the stuff we’re told is “ugly” as a woman, is actually hot :3 visible panty line under skin tight leggings??? HOT 😵‍💫 cameltoe??? HAWT 😵‍💫 nipple outline through a top?? IM DROOLING 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

the animal kingdom has a *lot* more species that run trains for mating than i previously thought

What I’m also realizing is that a lot of queer people think that dating or being attracted to your same sex is the only way to be queer.

what about the women who watch porn more than their boyfriends

i get so turned on when someone tells me how badly they want to eat me out

minha fantasia sexual é que alguém se toque vendo uma foto minha

on some real shit, men rlly should advocate for UBI simply because, for a vast majority of them, they would actually be able to afford being a fun person to be around for once

&&& let the record show i’ve *never* played about the trans community, i have and will continue to gladly cut off friendships, burn bridges, wash my hands of, ANN KNEE ONE as soon as that transphobic shit rears its ugly ahh face😷 imma have it for em every single time!!

so it becomes very clear what bein pro trans is now, r u pro humanity in all of its wondrous expressions or pro capitalism in all of its pursuits of insatiable greed, r u a progressive or a regressive, will u threaten the status quo or will u lick the hands that feed u scraps

we R rapidly comin to days where bein “radically pro-transgender” is enough means to get slapped w a domestic terr○rism charge…