Bree Pear

3K posts

Bree Pear banner
Bree Pear

Bree Pear

@breepear

I solemnly swear I’m up to something good

IG @breepear Katılım Aralık 2008
219 Takip Edilen972 Takipçiler
Bree Pear
Bree Pear@breepear·
Don’t believe everything you think.
English
0
3
11
0
Bree Pear
Bree Pear@breepear·
Quit watering dead plants.
English
0
2
7
0
Bree Pear
Bree Pear@breepear·
The ones who deserve your loyalty are the ones who have never made you question theirs.
English
0
7
17
0
Bree Pear
Bree Pear@breepear·
As kids we spend most of our time trying to fit in, and as adults we spend it trying to stand out.
English
0
1
14
0
Bree Pear
Bree Pear@breepear·
Don’t ever respond with only “K” to me. I am not potassium and your thumbs can tap two letters. Ok? Ok.
English
1
3
21
0
Bree Pear retweetledi
halsey 🌸
halsey 🌸@halsey·
I hate these “$100 dollars to any girl who didn’t dress like a hoe this Halloween” tweets. How about I say $200 to any girl who DID. I hope you felt fabulous. Come get this money, baby.
English
1.3K
25.5K
166.4K
0
Bree Pear
Bree Pear@breepear·
“Don’t look at me like that Susan.”
English
0
0
0
0
Bree Pear
Bree Pear@breepear·
“God dammit I swear the parrot spoke”
English
1
0
3
0
Bree Pear
Bree Pear@breepear·
I bet the first human to hear a parrot talk was not ok for a couple days.
English
1
2
8
0
Bree Pear
Bree Pear@breepear·
Just remember, when you lose a sock in the dryer it will come back as a Tupperware lid that doesn’t fit any of your containers.
English
0
13
19
0
Bree Pear
Bree Pear@breepear·
Wandering is just wondering with your legs.
English
0
1
3
0
Bree Pear
Bree Pear@breepear·
Just attempted to spell the word item with a D. So...it’s going to be one of those kinda days.
English
1
0
4
0
Bree Pear
Bree Pear@breepear·
Start projects because you feel like you’re going to explode, vomit, or both. You gotta have that kind of burning desire in your stomach to do it.
English
0
0
6
0
Bree Pear
Bree Pear@breepear·
When you take an Ethical Hacking course, it's essentially the IT version of Defense Against the Dark Arts.
English
1
0
4
0
Bree Pear
Bree Pear@breepear·
We are lucky because out of all the bodily functions that could be contagious we got yawning.
English
0
0
4
0
Bree Pear
Bree Pear@breepear·
“Let me put on my jean shorts and my eyebrows and I’ll be right there” - a true friend
English
0
0
5
0
Bree Pear
Bree Pear@breepear·
The fact that Labor Day isn’t on 9-5 is a big mistake that somebody made.
English
0
0
7
0