Bree Pear

@LiveBashIsTaken Couldn’t be more accurate 😂

Don’t believe everything you think.

Quit watering dead plants.

The ones who deserve your loyalty are the ones who have never made you question theirs.

As kids we spend most of our time trying to fit in, and as adults we spend it trying to stand out.

Don’t ever respond with only “K” to me. I am not potassium and your thumbs can tap two letters. Ok? Ok.

I hate these “$100 dollars to any girl who didn’t dress like a hoe this Halloween” tweets. How about I say $200 to any girl who DID. I hope you felt fabulous. Come get this money, baby.

“Don’t look at me like that Susan.”

“God dammit I swear the parrot spoke”

I bet the first human to hear a parrot talk was not ok for a couple days.

Just remember, when you lose a sock in the dryer it will come back as a Tupperware lid that doesn’t fit any of your containers.

Wandering is just wondering with your legs.

Just attempted to spell the word item with a D. So...it’s going to be one of those kinda days.

Start projects because you feel like you’re going to explode, vomit, or both. You gotta have that kind of burning desire in your stomach to do it.

When you take an Ethical Hacking course, it's essentially the IT version of Defense Against the Dark Arts.

We are lucky because out of all the bodily functions that could be contagious we got yawning.

“Let me put on my jean shorts and my eyebrows and I’ll be right there” - a true friend

The fact that Labor Day isn’t on 9-5 is a big mistake that somebody made.

Your spirit is the part of you that feels like hope - @CarolineMyss #oprah