Bre Eulert

“having a Rolex isn’t a flex if it tells you when your lunch break is over”

Ethics aside: 100g of peanut butter = 597 calories 100g of strip steak = 117 calories To obtain 100g of protein you would need to eat 500 calories of steak or 2600 calories of peanut butter Eating peanut butter for protein is like eating pizza for its tomato content

Remember guys. The planet is dying because of cows.

I think it’s important that you tag your photographer in your social media posts and I can’t believe I’m still having this convo 🙂

My hometown only had one stoplight so I’m sorry I’m going a little slow on your 5 lane highway. I’m scared

I love horses with *those* human names it’s just the best. Like Jane, wtaf kind of name is that for a horse lmao

Do not get your phone out during my wedding ceremony. I want to share that moment from my PHOTOGRAPHER & she is paid to capture that. Pleaseeeee just respect that

Baby faces

imagine throwing shade and i don’t see it because i don’t give a fuck about you

You can't have a ribeye steak lifestyle with a hot dog work ethic. Yee Yee!

Say it with me, your dog doesn’t belong in the round pen.

Honey pain is so underrated

Steps to horse showin: step 1. Get the horses off the trailer step 2. Panic

I’ve seen you ride, lower your voice

idk how y’all are comfortable enough asking small businesses for free shit or asking a photographer to “collab” with you for free.....that should be something THEY reach out to you about.

New life motto: You just have to take it one “are you fucking kidding me” at a time

EAT MORE BEEF