Bren

mom come pick me up ppl are getting engaged

oh god…7 years later and now it’s me

mom come pick me up ppl are getting engaged

Skibidi GYATT. It’s giving Ohio

goodbye brat summer, hello transgender alien abortion prison (taap) fall

@sojuboyteIIem lmao helllooooo

guy is looking to date someone who teaches in middle school

>>> Kids interview @KamalaHarris "I don't like Donald Trump." "Me either."

my new favorite zinger I came up with when someone is being cranky is “yikes who changed the setting on YOUR garden hose???”

On Covfefe Day no less

Every self-help book post 2019: “How to Unfuck Your Life” “The Secret to Fucking the System” “5,001 Ways to Drink Fucking Water” “The Importance of Subtlety when Fucking Around and Finding Out” “Fucking the Fuck without Bitching a Shit” “~inspirely~”

you idiots, that’s cosmo & wanda

took an edible last night and watched this episode. During this scene, I said “it’s very…German. It’s giving Brother’s Grimm”

this snap memory from 3 years ago popped up and it feels like a liminal dreamscape

you are the jet setting on the garden hose of life and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

still the craziest thing to have ever happened to me

the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope

I specifically want this shirt Dani Rojas is wearing in the most recent episode of Ted Lasso called “Sunflowers”

why don’t TV shows and movies have what the characters wore as part of the credits? I always want what they’re wearing and can never find them

ted lasso s3 is for the gays... and jamie tartt, you're next ! 💏

adulthood is just realizing everything has a filter and every single one is dirty and it’s all your fault

@sojuboyteIIem Great minds think alike

dipping my felipe’s burrito in the charles