Brendan Charles

@tommyjohnagin the new album is awesome.

"Well we had a little spat, Matt. A domestic dispute, Knute. So she called the police, Reese." -- #PaulSimon, to his lawyers

The American people really need to start manufacturing something other than controversies.

Fun Holiday Fact: "All I Want For Christmas Is You" was written about a pile of money.

By forcing them to "teach the test," we are, in effect, reducing the value of teachers all the way down to what we actually pay them.

Bling Bling! Fri Dec 20 @WinstonsOB With @joblesscomedian @brendancomic @JeffreyGBerner #cashmoney #ballin

@OpenMicComic posting "grinding" and "beast mode" a bunch on Facebook means I don't have to actually write jokes, right?

@OpenMicComic more like WAY 2 fast.... (Crickets). 2 soon??

BREAKING NEWS: San Diego mayor Bob Filner's penis comes forward, alleging inappropriate contact from Bob Filner.

If your current job title on Linkedin is "Retired and loving it!", your 12 year old grandson set up your LinkedIn account.

George Zimmerman got so fat, Florida changed the law to "Sit Your Ground".

Boom.