OLIVER BRENDAN

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 4 years (since 22 Apr 2012). And you? TwiAge.com

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 3 years (since 22 Apr 2012). And you? TwiAge.com

do parents feel offended when their kids call themselves ugly like hey those are my genetics you’re talking about"

i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed so i'd have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet"

Abraham Lincoln grew his famous beard after an 11-year-old girl told him "All the ladies like whiskers."

Due to the gender imbalance, by the year 2020, 24 million Chinese men will be unable to find a spouse.

Bring back our girls and take our yahoo bois ?

Am scared! Un-interrupted power supply till this morning ......what re dey up to?

A man killed himself nd ran away..#chai#

Nigerians can Boast of anything! Imagine someone boasting of a toothbrush he's been using since 2003... Ki lo de???

English can be so crazy... That awkward moment when a teacher enters the class and asks "when is my next period"

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he never would be found out."

Sometimes you have to accept the fact that certain things will never go back to how they used to be."

There's nothing like a late night conversation with someone you care about."

True friendship is when two friends can walk in opposite directions, yet remain side by side."

Dancing, drawing, painting, singing, and masturbating can all help combat depression."

Keep your thoughts positive because they become your words, values, behavior, habits and destiny."