Brendan O'Connor

@paddyphilipryan Its a shoebox full of tapes from my old college days. Its me doing Derek & Clive on my own #ididbothparts #bestdaysofmylife

@StuartLawler Don't remember being student warden Stuart,but I do recall being the SHERRIF of Castlewhite Apts. #ihadalaminatedbadgeandagun

@StuartLawler I have a semi working tiny wrist and hand protruding from my back. When I'm not scratching myself I send off the odd tweet.

Oh my God what's that? Was Brigitte Nielsen shrunk in the oven like a tayto bag? #SaturdayNightShow

@paddyphilipryan Not sure Paddy but I'll send an audio recording round on cassette tape with some sketches of the show to tide you over.

Just added "Brendan/Kerry" to imdb w/Fincher to direct. Who could play me? Russel Crowe or Gerald Butler. #thesaturdaynightshow

Her first Irish interview in years. A battle of wits between two titans. #brendanslashkerry #saturdaynightshow

"He's just a sperm donor"-Kerry,on her ex husband&father to her children.This is the one I'm going to be remembered for. #saturdaynightshow

Shit, I forgot to mention her yo-yoing weight. #saturdaynightshow

Really nailed that introduction for Kerry Katona. #saturdaynightshow

@Seamas_deFaoite You don't get it. I'm pushing boundaries. Watch it again, I think you might enjoy it more second time round. #imgreat

Managed to slip in an inbred joke to the sisters and suggest they put down their grandmother. #BOOM #andthatshowyouwinddownaninterviewson

Heartwrenching story about4sisters making the youngest cycle like a bike to heat up their beds. Awful. #fritzlswing #justiceforgaacindarella

Asked one of the camogie beures a question about Coppers.It's a great opportunity for me to say Coppers as many times as I can in 60 seconds

Fair play to Simon Young for spilling his guts about spilling his guts. 88 mineral bottles full of fluid. A great tasche&a great Irish man.

Going to stick in Bowling For Columbine on the toilet and fall asleep in the bath.G'night creeps. #iloveu #sweetdreams #dontworryiveasnorkel

I had the neighbour there to cut me down everytime I got a massive gushing nosebleed. #thathappenedquitealot #infairnessilostagoodbitofblood

Absolutely shattered after a day spent trying to sleep hanging upside down.

@iamdiddy I thought ur greatest mistake was ur entire rap career/Greatest mistake u can make is to be continually fearing you will make one

RP @iamdiddy That was Hitler's motto. / Never Give up!!!!!