bretty

also i did this sunday, slow pace but feeling marathon ready

WELCOME TO THE BIGS, COLT!

i imagine seeing Zohran Mamdani walking around the streets of NYC is very similar to how people in marvel comics react to seeing Spider-Man

mariners swept twice by the padres this season, i can never show my face in this city again

the world isn't ready for my new band: A Damn Sand Lure

3 albums of “grwm to go to target” music he might be worse than bin laden

“the sheep detectives”

no ACL this year but i’ve got tickets for: -Geese -Noah Kahan -Zach Bryan (w/ MJ Lenderman) And a small festival with: -Pearl Jam -Pixies -Fontaines D.C.

imagine drunk driving in a podracer

- aoc leading - abdul leading - dems leading gop by 15 points - trump economy tanking - zohran closing budget deficit

i really want to give Kash Patel a noogie

hiring matt to be my financial advisor but he only invests in japanese full-art pokemon cards

“epic monster game”

i wonder what Matt Reeves finna do after this shoot. Prolly fuck some bad hoes. Maybe do a money spread. Ooooo he so tuff bruh. He really run the game man. Matt so tuff bruh he probably throwing up 4's and posting up with his baddies in the strip club. Just throwing his money aro

if geese fans are being paid wheres my check

Swept by the last place Royals. Series win against the first place Braves. Sure. Go Mariners.

this shit is so ass

it was a nice run ACL…

try 2 days without cal raleigh