Bry like fry 🍟

it’s always the ones that say ‘being gay isn’t even the most interesting thing about me’ ………….. honey yes it is

x2

my grandmother’s texts in the group chat are something a hillbilly AI would come up w

end of sxsw means hanging up all of my sexy fits that i won’t have the lips to wear again for another year 💕

this post: cyerce 🐌 my brain: ceviche 🤠

this is whitney to me when i get home from work and show a modicum of attention to anything other than her

@wwwhitneyb recently??? i’ve been telling you this shit for 6 years

is it ok if i also take my dog’s firework trazodone? i want what she’s having!

@wwwhitneyb gag

yes she’s bi

tn a friend told me that she’s “weening herself off of her glasses”

selecting a candle is 55% smell 45% what kind of jar i’m going to get at the end of it

@lucyjones @TempestWilliams @GhoshAmitav @the_eco_thought @PenVogler were you able to buy these as a bundle? & if so, where?!

after the long weekend, i forgot to make whitney’s lunch for her to take to work today & she acted like she was going to WITHER AWAY & DIEEEE

the sweetest napping nappers i’ve ever seen 🥺