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Brian Aseli

@brian_aseli

Radio Host @nationfmke| Former TV Host #YouthCafe #MorningPrime @ktnnews | Corporate M.C| Moderator |Artistic Director @SonsOfMuju @Flourish.Ke

New York, USA Katılım Nisan 2013
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MethoDman
MethoDman@polo_kimanii·
What is Maina kageni doing? 51 years with no children,ata wa kuekelewa jameni? Using the detective skills I developed from Chepalang’u primary school when i was a class prefect looking for noisemakers,I can only diagnose this man with two things. He is either tasa,or he belongs to Rainbow senior Academy. Otherwise non of it makes sense. Hii mjamaa inatengenesa kama 3 mirrions monthly. Ukiongesa ma side assoles kama MC na host,inafika ata 5mirrions. What is all this money for then? Unatafutia nini ama nani. Why would you as a man do such injustice to yourself? To live such a purposeless life? Surely your purpose cant be asking half brained cooked women from Roysambu to call you in the morning to tell you how they put steel wool in their husbands tea because his mother said they dress like a malaya,can it? At some point in life as a man,your goals naturally shift from wanting to make enough money for yourself,to making money to ensure you have secured the family you leave behind enough. Maina doesnt even have a sex scandal buana. That is very suspicious for a bachelor with money Mimi nakumbuka at 22 years i had 2 sex scandals. Na ujue sikua na pesa. Ni wasichana nilipea mimba wameruka wakasema sio sangu. Wakawekelea vijana ingine ilikua kazi huko kenGen. Sasa Maina at 52 years has no scandal? Aiii, watu sio wajinga buana Tukiweka maraga statehouse anafaa atengenese kikosi inaitwa AWRU,Anti Wasenge Rapid Unit,kikosi ya kuchungusa wasenge ambao wanajifanya raia wa kawaida. Wengi watayavunja matelevisheni aisee Khabusie!
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Buffalodash
Buffalodash@buffalodash·
@ntvkenya #TTTT That lady in black is so arrogant. Am shocked! Why is that when "we" need cash, we are so humble & respectful. After receiving the cash ni "kwenda uko, wapi writen speech?" ⁉️🤔🤣🤣🤣🙌. TO our wise lady in the room -Cindy, pole sana for your loss. May mama rest in peace🙏
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NTV Kenya
NTV Kenya@ntvkenya·
Of peace, pieces and PCEA PCEA issues apology after viral video captures clergy harassing family bank staff. #TTTT @brian_aseli
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Buffalodash
Buffalodash@buffalodash·
@ntvkenya #TTTT this lady of bhangi and chan'gaa made me laugh 🤣🤣. She took that culture of politicians of "wangapi wanasema tuendelee, tuendelee mikono juu...." she took that exactly and substituted with "watu nauzia bhangi mpo.. Ebu nione kwa mikono watu wangu wa bhangi, mpoo⁉️🤔🤣🤣🙌
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NTV Kenya
NTV Kenya@ntvkenya·
Woman shockingly admits before government officials that she sells illicit alcohol and bhang, bigs up her customers. Aseli: I think this woman is an undercover cop? #TTTT @brian_aseli
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Lauteetee
Lauteetee@lauteetee·
@ntvkenya @brian_aseli My guy @brian_aseli saw your tweet though you retracted it about Dr. Owuor "creating planets with God" and I'd like to respond. BTW my previous tweet maybe came out disrespectful to your aunt but not my intention. Apologies for that. My intention was, let's not bracket everybody
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NTV Kenya
NTV Kenya@ntvkenya·
NCCK distances itself from Prophet Owuor's miraculous healings. Aseli: One of my aunties leaves the house with one pair of clothes and disappears for six months. #TTTT @brian_aseli
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NTV Kenya
NTV Kenya@ntvkenya·
A vehicle was completely destroyed by fire in Eldoret just a day after an electric car went up in flames in Nairobi #TTTT @brian_aseli
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