Brian Bates

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@dustyslay has a few non-negotiables, and hot dog jingles is one of them 🎶 youtu.be/9Z7_sWCeF2Y?si…

Apparently, my mom has been hired by the Tennessean

I’m halfway there on my prediction. Your move @MLB

@thejoshgilly @AdamSchefter Thanks

@brianbatescomic @AdamSchefter 180

Source: Nashville officially has been selected as host of Super Bowl LXIV in 2030.

@thejoshgilly @AdamSchefter I wish I remembered what episode that was

@AdamSchefter @brianbatescomic called it 3 years ago

I’ve always been offended when the grocery store bagger asks if I need help getting my groceries to my car. But today I accepted it

Southwest is offering me a $20 travel credit. All I have to do is fly into Denver two days earlier. That’s quite a deal

TV Land is replacing episodes of Good Times with episodes of Leave It To Beaver. Critics of the changes are calling it Jerry Mathering

@dustyslay I’ll work on my list but I’ll go ahead and tell you the Dixie Chicks are gonna be on it

New list in light of new information. None of these lists are real. Convince me others are better and I make more lists 1. Lynyrd Skynyrd 2. the Charlie Daniels Band 3. Alabama 4. CCR 5. The Rolling Stones 6. The Eagles 7. The Marshall Tucker Band 8. Pink Floyd 9. The Allman Brothers 10. The Band

In fairness to Mike Vrabel, most former Titans head coaches seek counseling

I could never relate to someone who gets their name called but I can relate to being in the room when someone who gets their name called #nfldraft

@3HL1045 Who goes 3?

Assuming Fernando Mendoza goes 1 to the Raiders and David Bailey goes 2 to the Jets, who do you want the #Titans to draft at No. 4?

@dustyslay That they went further into space than any humans in history.

What was the most exciting thing for you about the latest space mission?

Let’s truly make it a tradition unlike any other #masters

@NC5 @yeoldwalrus

Nashville's Fat Boy Basketball League is doing much more than just scoring points! Read how they are helping the community with a weekend outreach event. newschannel5.com/news/state/ten…

Come see me April 25th in Sikeston, MO. Or just come for the spaghetti

@JerryPudder @dustyslay

@brianbatescomic going to see Dave Attell tomorrow at Stardome in Birmingham. Who’s your favorite “dirty” comic?

I've been told this from audiences while on stage

We were having a good time