Brian Haley

logging on to twitter

@LexG_III I’ll take the commitment. If I had his head of hair, I wouldn’t go to these lengths at gunpoint. I have to respect it. Also he rules in A Different Man.

@LexG_III this is exactly my look, i’m giving it a pass

@TheGayChingy @judysquirrels yeah, that’s the one

@judysquirrels Rachel Getting Married immediately jumps to mind.

what are your favorite wedding movies?

@filmfae that profile’s bio really is the cherry on top

@wellbutrinwitch wonderful candy

just remembered i saved one of these bad boys for this exact moment. fucking incredible

Season 5 Episode 11

@TheeNelDog @BadPostsLLC Not today, Nelson. I’m grieving.

@BadPostsLLC @brianchaley No way you guys eat this. Nooooooo.

Totino’s fucked around and added some new “meltier cheese” to their pizza and it’s a complete disaster. Crestfallen.

@BadPostsLLC No one wanted this, Jessica. No one!

We’re talking about science here. It’s a tricky balance of garbage that always hits the spot. Add too much of your shitty new cheese and that’s all you taste.

@imnotbritishhh3 …i’m also rocked 🫥

@brianchaley this was in reference to an actual old lady whose world i just rocked in the checkout line

i love telling old people my parents hadn’t even met yet when they ask me about 9/11

solange captured by Ibrahem Hasan

@burritoprophet also, I got 3 baby ones in the last week.

@burritoprophet no idea lol. even my bigger ones are only sore for a few days.

the same brain chemicals where people who give birth forget about the pain in order to have more kids must be at work in tattoo-getters bc every time one of mine hits the itchy stage in healing i think i am never doing this again. and yet im in the chair again a month later

Me and @brianchaley during the water wars: Let’s have each other’s backs The assassin sent to divide us and steal our resources:

@thamosdeaf love you, but that’s on god

not to defend Michael, which looks like a piece of shit, but