Brian Bailey

@RealiaAmelia I believe Doncaster is the place in Britain with the most free parking signs.

from the jordan to the atlantic palestine will be gigantic

@therulingglass They put my nuts, on the dresser, just my nuts…

Yeah, torture motherfucker

@EF_escape I’d debate baby hitler

going back in time to debate hitler

@TilllyNeonn Oh shit, I never took the chicken I was thawing in the microwave out. Into the trash it goes. Thank for the reminder.

HOW FUNKY IS YOUR CHICKENNN

@wrinklefreelee Leftists: That’s not funny Me: 🤣

yeah man….thats what a joke is sometimes……….

@Plane_Trotter @Serenitee_Sam 1) yes it is 2) you’re lying. Lying makes Jesus weep.

1.) It’s not the government’s role to control nor regulate rent prices. 2.) I give you my personal word that if some semi-omniscient AI ran your entire life through all federal, state and local laws, you’d have a ton of fines and jail time. When there are 10,000,000 “civil rules” everyone is breaking a law whether they know it or not. Be careful what you wish for.

When landlords choose to treat legal regulations as optional suggestions, the courtroom usually has a way of reminding them otherwise. A fascinating and all-too-common dispute recently unfolded when a tenant felt forced to take their landlord to small claims court. The core issue centered around the security deposit—a frequent battleground in the rental world. Under local housing laws, landlords are strictly required to provide either a full return of the deposit or a itemized list of deductions within a rigid legal timeframe, usually between 14 to 30 days depending on the jurisdiction. In this specific case, the landlord completely ignored the statutory deadline, holding onto the funds without providing any legal justification or communication. When confronted with the explicit text of the law, the landlord doubled down, assuming the tenant would simply walk away rather than deal with the hassle of a legal filing. That assumption proved to be a costly mistake. The legalities in these situations are remarkably clear-cut: when a landlord fails to provide an itemized list or return the deposit within the state-mandated window, they completely forfeit their right to keep any portion of that money. In many jurisdictions, bad-faith retention of a security deposit even triggers "treble damages," meaning the court can order the landlord to pay double or triple the original deposit amount back to the tenant as a penalty. The outcome was a total victory for accountability. The judge looked at the timeline, noted the landlord's clear failure to act within the law, and ruled entirely in favor of the tenant. The landlord was ordered to pay back the full security deposit plus court fees. This happens everywhere, every single day, because too many property owners bank on tenants not knowing their rights. The system only functions when everyone involved actually plays by the rules—and sometimes, it takes a judge's gavel to make sure they do.

@Plane_Trotter @Serenitee_Sam I hate when these hysterical females leverage government against those who do not follow the law. It’s frankly disgusting

@Serenitee_Sam Translation: woman leverages government against a struggling small time landlord. And the government sides with the make-belief victim and punishes someone trying to get ahead.

@kurri_jari He might be standing in a hole.

While Caufield is talented with the scoring of the hockey pucks - he's just too small to make an impact.

@swamp_poodler @Trans_Lykeia Dad, get me out of this!

@Trans_Lykeia I went home with a waitress, the way I always do

I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand

@LilSnowmageddon @edzitron And they also threaten you with, “you won’t want to be left behind.”

@edzitron Nobody's pitch for AI is ever a tangible positive thing. It's always just "It's inevitable" or "it's the future". They dont even know it's utility themseleves, just that it'll be "unavoidable" lmao.

It’s so funny that they keep doing this, both the people speaking and the people booing

@behrman_matthew @MrCleveland_216 And he still blamed the Browns for it. Also, the football gods would never allow the Browns to succeed drafting someone so controversial.

@MrCleveland_216 The draftbust of all draft bust in the NFL, he is a bust in three different football leagues: NFL, CFL and the defunct AAF and has surpassed Ryan Leaf as the worst draftbust in NFL history

May 19, 2014: Johnny Be Bad🏈 12 yrs ago today, you went to your mailbox and saw this…🤮 #DawgPound  1st Rnd pick QB Johnny Manziel graces cover of SI, flashing his trademark "money sign" #JohnnyFootball 🦢

@TheWapplehouse @ughfinewhatever 🎶🎶🎶Somewhere out there🎶🎶🎶

@ughfinewhatever This genuinely made me aww

are they called line cooks because of drugs

@goddammitsarah He was askin' if you were around, How you was, where you could be found, I told him you were livin' downtown, going by Sarah Everett.

being back here is so wild. a guy I was head over heels in crush with in jr high and high school contacted me out of the blue, haven't seen him or spoken to him in over twenty years, haven't been following each other on social media, my name has changed. how tf did he find me

@penandjen Brian Sipe

chris cooley lmfao

@ProQuake55 @esjesjesj Is you is, or is you not, my constituency?

@brianmbailey77 @esjesjesj

They did the Odyssey in Ducktales

@Vermintyfresh good job William, you can count and read now.

Kid is graduating Kindergarten today, everyone say good job William, you can count and read now.

@ProQuake55 @esjesjesj Even then Woke made them boys miscegenated. Just no respect for history. Shit, they weren’t even old-timey.

@esjesjesj the last good adaptation of the Odyssey was of course my goat, Oh Brother Where art Thou?

@poisonjr Popetes Po’ Boys

@Cambone88 @TheSimpsons

What's your favorite fictional product from @TheSimpsons? #TheSimpsonsGoats #TheSimpsons #SimpsonsForever

@soggybrocoli That’s why 24 is known as the devil’s dozen.

if you make a dozen deviled eggs is that then 24 deviled eggs? who’s to say. there’s a ton of them tho

making a dozen deviled eggs for no damn reason typea day