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Kaijullionaire

@brianmjoines

Freelance comic writer guy angling his way into screenwriting. Oni, Boom!, Image, more to come. Contact at [email protected].

Portland, OR Katılım Şubat 2009
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Germain Lussier@GermainLussier·
Last week, Disney fired the entire home entertainment publicity department. This week, a press release goes out early with an internal message, followed by a desperate second email asking us to disregard the first email. Going great, guys!
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Kaijullionaire@brianmjoines·
Hey @realDonaldTrump - Bad Bunny killed it and the biggest slap in the face to the country is you and your continued failed policies ( 63% disapproval). Sorry your dead dad didn’t hug you enough but don’t take your bullshit Cheeto manatee corpse ennui out on the rest of us.
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Kaijullionaire@brianmjoines·
And finally, completing my annual film lists, here are my 10 Favorite Films of 2024: boxd.it/BPs1M
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Kaijullionaire@brianmjoines·
Continuing my annual film lists, here are my 10 Least Favorite Films of 2024: boxd.it/BPnxy
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Kaijullionaire@brianmjoines·
All right, it’s time for my annual Favorites of the year list!  First of all, my Top Ten Favorite Older Films I saw for the first time in 2024: boxd.it/BKazG
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Kaijullionaire@brianmjoines·
I’m no Home Alone fan but, now and forever, Kevin McAllister over Kevin Hart.
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Kaijullionaire@brianmjoines·
In a bar witnessing an episode of Landman on Paramount+. I hope Taylor Sheridan’s next show stops trying to be clever and just calls itself Redundant Blue Collar Horseshit.
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Kaijullionaire@brianmjoines·
In a bar watching a Walking Dead spinoff where there are literally no zombies. It’s like, what’s the fucking point? It’s like a Jaws sequel where the only plot is Brody conspiring to kill the mayor.
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Kaijullionaire@brianmjoines·
Sometimes having a martini in a retro bar while listen to a Spanish version of The Monster Mash is enough.
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Kaijullionaire@brianmjoines·
Is it bad my love language is schadenfreude?
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Kaijullionaire@brianmjoines·
If you had one song to use as the soundtrack to a movie car chase sequence, what would that song be? Share this question, because I want ALL the answers!
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Kaijullionaire@brianmjoines·
After watching @OfficialAcolyte I was hoping each episode would feature a name actor who’s only there to play a Jedi who gets killed that episode, like Shatner or Robert Goulet in the opening credits of Police Squad.
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Kaijullionaire@brianmjoines·
I didn’t need the most recent episode of @bbcdoctorwho to confirm that between Gen Z influencers and carnivorous space slugs, I’m ALWAYS team space slug.
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MyTimeToShineHello@MyTimeToShineH·
Who would you cast as Booster Gold for the DCU?
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Kaijullionaire@brianmjoines·
Can’t wait for Rebel Moon 3, with the Ewoks.
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Kaijullionaire@brianmjoines·
@DrewMcWeeny Ugh...I feel you. Either that or you're at the wrong theater and have no time to correct the mistake.
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Kaijullionaire@brianmjoines·
If Hell has a bar, it only serves Malört.
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