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New salaries proposal President - 300k pm Deputy President - 200k pm Governor - 200k pm Senator - 100k pm Member of Parliament - 100k pm Member of Count Assembly - 50k pm They should live like ordinary Kenyans. Remove all the extra benefits that cost us money. #RutoMustGoNow

@SangKip4 And fixed it with a fuse replacement 😂

Mat Armstrong is such a cool and lucky champion naona just bought a Bugatti Veyron.

@denkmit I think Alex would shift to the reds but provably you know better sir. For me, I’d want Alex to shift to the reds.

@brianoughty Alex? You mean Pedro

According to my paddock sources this morning in Buriram, Pecco Bagnaia to Aprilia for 2027 is very close to being a done deal the-race.com/motogp/bagnaia…

@MkenyaMzi 😂 mambo na milayas mbona hamski jameni

Dilit ndugu

@wetfroggie Relaaaaax

no fucking shot he fucked his arm again MARCCCCC WHEN I CATCH YOU

@MVSER311 @denkmit They still won’t offer much since ducati is dominant. But respectively,they’ll have good data on their ends.

@denkmit This will be the VR46 dream team 👌🏽 can’t wait

@20_1NM @denkmit Alex

@denkmit That means Pedro to Ducati most probably?

If you come from a background where your parents were not in a healthy relationship, you'll always look up to celebrity relationships

@kenyasgossips The bible warns of meddlers and busybodies.

"I cannot sleep hungry while President Ruto is in StateHouse" - MC Jessy says he doesn't care what people say.

If we treated our Bibles like our phones.

@Kvaati I can explain 😂

📌E Tims confirms you have 4 cars and 5 lorries 📌KRA confirms you have been filing NIL Returns for the last 5 Years 📌MPESA confirms your transactions hit over 10M every month. 📌 Cross-reference to banks, and you have 20million in deposits Kuna watu mtaumia sana

Saturdays vs Sundays 🎥 ⛪️ #creativedirector #youthminister

@WairimuMariam Come back after 10 years with that statement.

You'd be surprised to know that a 55-year-old woman & a 35-year-old man have perfectly matched sexual energy. A woman hits a second sexual peak in her 50's due to financial freedom, less family responsibilities & no fear of pregnancy. A 35-year-old man in a high testosterone, high libido phase is the most attractive man to her. Older women who are financially unstable or insecure (body wise or societal judgement) shy away from dating younger men.

@BrianG1nyaga @EngJohnMachari1 Mchezo ya taun

@brianoughty @EngJohnMachari1 Laundromat hii, town games.

#UPDATE ; Forex trader George Gatimu surprises his girlfriend with a brand-new Porsche Cayenne as he asks her to be his Valentine.

@MakalangaZai @iQwatson 💯 That’s why I never show them mercy.

@brianoughty @iQwatson You will never hear a woman say she's a loser, she was the reason a relationship couldn't work or that she's a degenerate witch They are always martyrs and victims in their stories

CONFESSION of a retired Kenyatta University saved Holy Ghost fire filled church choir girl And a Kinuthia named A.C

@kipronobett_ @SangKip4 Makes it look ugly.

@brianoughty @SangKip4 Hio roof rack pekee ndio iko nje

Fuck it! Off-road Rolls Royce Cullinan

@Walleh31_1 @Savo_ke What do they have that you don’t have sir?

@Savo_ke @brianoughty At least they have something unlike us

Hizi vitu hukuaga ukweli?

@Savo_ke @Walleh31_1 Are you not rich?

@brianoughty @Walleh31_1 But they're rich?

@kenyasgossips Hata mbinguni gate haikai hivi

Kenyan man proudly shows a door he invented...hit or miss? x.com/KenyanSays/sta…

@vdmempire Don’t marry women that have sex toys.

Can't watch this alone 😭💔