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My wife has acquired another goat. This is goat number three. She tells me that three goats will be enough but I’m starting to be skeptical. I have become a full time goat herder. This is who I am now. It has always been my fate. There’s no escaping it.

I said this exact thing would happen the moment we began writing checks to Ukraine. WHEN WILL SOMEONE SPEND YEARS IN JAIL???

"You made the claim, qualify it!" @DLoesch reacts to Tucker Carlson's horrendous interview with the NYT where he denied he had said things that he literally said on camera. #DanaRadio Podcast: apple.co/thedanashow

Today's Show: Tucker's Lies Exposed In Real Time By NYT Reporter Podcast: apple.co/thedanashow

Mike Davis Warns The Grand Conspiracy Probe Has The Potential to Bring DOWN Big Names. -Barack Obama -Joe Biden -Hillary Clinton -James Comey -James Clapper -John Brennan. Davis predicts “presidential immunity” will NOT be an adequate defense.. “Barack Obama worked with the Justice Department and CIA to orchestrate the biggest scandal in American history.” “Obama is the most demonic force in American politics in decades”. Lock them up.

Your money is being stolen out of your pocket and put into the hands of people defrauding the government. The Daily Wire is serving up the receipts—now President Trump and Vice President Vance can wipe out this widespread fraud for good.

This is treason.

@LibertyCappy Easy. Just say “Calm down, you’re being emotional like always, just make my sandwich.”

Any advice that actually works?

@LibertyCappy Guitar

What are you bringing?

@DLoesch Yep. He’s the president we need, but not the one we deserve.

DeSantis is a fantastic governor. I don’t see him on SCOTUS. Not because he can’t do it, but because I think he’d get restless. Few are as capable at managing bureaucracy as he’s proven he can do.

@LibertyCappy The pan would be upside down

Yup

@Enezator there’s at least seven

Can you spot all 4 differences? Time starts now ⏳👀

@washingtonpost It’s not limiting a key part of the VRA. It is correctly interpreting that defining congressional districts based on race is unconstitutional.

The Supreme Court’s ruling to limit a key part of the Voting Rights Act adds a new bend to the winding history of Black representation in Congress, fueling fear from civil rights leaders that history will repeat itself and reverse years of gains. wapo.st/4ungGmA

@EricLDaugh Simple. Upon transfer of ownership, if it’s a primary residence, property taxes shall be paid for 5 years based on the purchase price of the home. After 5 years, no property taxes unless the home is no longer a primary residence for the titled owner.

🚨 JUST IN: Gov. Ron DeSantis is OFFICIALLY moving to abolish property taxes for Florida homeowners but wants to make sure New Yorkers who FLEE the DAY AFTER it passes can't exploit the system "Should someone from New York be able to move the DAY AFTER the election and not pay?! They should pay for a time! Why would we want to incentivize that?" You should be able to OWN your home rent-free from the government! The first state to do this will be HEROES 🇺🇸

@MrAndyNgo how can you be an atheist if you believe in Satan?

Baltimore, Md. (May 1) — The Satanic Temple is hosting a "Satanic Revival" event. The group, made up of atheists, uses occult symbols to troll Christians and make them feel discomfort.

Jim Comey, under fake name, Reinhold Niebuhr, communicated with his lawfare buddy Ben Wittes and Shane Harris of the Wall Street Journal, about Hillary-paid, manufactured Steele dossier. Just as Comey was in the middle helping Brennan to fabricate the Intelligence Community Assessment on Obama's orders.

🚘👁️ 10 Unanswered Questions About AI Driver Monitoring We Should Be Asking: 1. Where does the data go and who gets access to it? 2. How long is data stored, can it be used against you? 3. Who’s watching the footage and who can request it? 4. What happens when the system flags you incorrectly? 5. If the car decides you’re “impaired,” are you locked out? Does it require a tow? Does it notify authorities? 6. Will there be a manual override so a driver can safely move to a safe location if the system errs? 7. Who is legally liable when the system errs? 8. What exact behaviors and biomarkers will the system classify as “impairment,” and what scientific evidence supports those thresholds? 9. What third‑party validation standards will be mandated for rare or adverse conditions? 10. How long before this data is used in court or by insurers? What else am I overlooking?

@greglaurie Is there an interpretation of scripture that the second coming is for each individual before they die? So it’s not a worldwide phenomenon but a personal event?

Every believer will have a new body in Heaven. Those who are disabled on earth won’t be disabled in Heaven. Those whose bodies are broken by the ravages of age or disease on earth won’t experience that brokenness in Heaven. John says that our resurrection bodies will resemble the resurrection body of Christ. Think of it! In 1 John 3:2, we read, “Dear friends, we are already God’s children, but he has not yet shown us what we will be like when Christ appears. But we do know that we will be like him, for we will see him as he really is” (NLT)... Continue today's devotion at hubs.la/Q049CZK90

@GuntherEagleman @MayraFlores4TX Absolutely stupid idea. I’m against taxes, but making taxes age based for those who own their house outright is just terrible policy. Stop the growth of valuations for any property more than 10yrs old or something.

🚨 THIS IS COMMON SENSE 🇺🇸 End property taxes at 65, let seniors stay in their homes instead of being taxed out by greedy local governments. No more forcing retirees to sell the house they’ve paid off just to pay endless taxes. Protect our seniors.