Brian Zeilinger

I don’t particularly fear death, but I do fear particular deaths - being cut in half by a Foxtons To Let sign is not the way to go. Please be careful out there.

@jordanbrown10 And then a Mitchell’s after because YOU DESERVE IT

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Run to see this!”

@goodecontent Or taking her to the emergency vet at 2am 😭

Loving your dog means never sleeping again while they kick you in the neck all night and snore with their nose in your eyeball. Right? Right?

Looking forward to getting under the skin of Old Bob again this Christmas in a brilliant new play at the wonderful Park Theatre.

Elated to have Olivier Award-winner @Johndagleish and @freyalsharp performing #CratchitThePlay @ParkTheatre. The perfect way to celebrate the holidays! Tickets are available at parktheatre.co.uk/whats-on/cratc… 🎄🎄🎄

I’m British now! 🕵🏻‍♂️🫖🇬🇧

My time of death: now.

It’s time for theatre to lead by example, says producer @PatrickGracey – let’s get vaccinated and keep wearing masks to ensure the show goes on bit.ly/3nB3SbN

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@ameena_hamid Thrilled you enjoyed it!!

Absolutely banging suggestion! What a glorious (and well priced) lunch. Thanks @brianzeilinger 💕

@ameena_hamid Cho Sim on Goldhawk Road is an amazing Korean place and they do a great lunch special!

Lunch suggestions in Shepherds Bush?

@booshkla You too! ❤️

@brianzeilinger You would never do that do us. Miss your face btw ❤️

A so called “producer” stepped on my toes and shoved me out of the way last night. On my own red carpet. And now I have a limp and an angry disposition. I’m not always a fan of the people in this industry.

@alexiskaymolnar only in new york

@jessiekgill Weirdly, David Hyde Piece will still be on tap to play Horace Vandergelder and he won’t have aged a day, bless him

@alexiskaymolnar Also, this is what I strive to be with Lesley Ann Warren.

@alexiskaymolnar A+ MUSING.

@alexiskaymolnar Break legs!!!!