Baja Blast Margarita

Taking applications for a +1 to my sisters wedding in October 2026 Preferences: - tattoos - can drink 10000 beers - likes house music - will be sweet and nice to my parents

@NBCSSharks Evgeni Nabokov

Last home game of the season! Who do you want to see for arrivals tonight? 👀

Sorry I had 2 light beers and just went on a RT spree

Stuck culture

soldiers walk around like "sir yes sir" while their wife gettin cummed in

Girls actually really like when you talk to them about your ex girlfriend

Stop being a doomer with a zoomer n come get drunk with an unc

Excuse me bartender? 9 of your cheapest light beers please

Soon as I see a nigga w/ an Apple Watch on I immediately deem him a non threat. And his hoe damn near up for grabs.

Y’all mind if I have 12 beers in a walkable city?

"You gotta be Albanian Eric Adams if you think I'm drinking tonight." Me:

3 places I have no intention of ever going 1. Dubai 2. Cairo 3. The entire state of Texas

@tech_advocate11 Cannot believe people didn’t show up for Tiga

Saw one of my favorite dj’s in the world play to 100 people in a field yesterday i love u tiga

I think maybe it’s time to admit that a lot of big DJ’s are making incredibly boring tech house that’s hard to dance to

Dinner as a single man like $20 you add a woman its now $100

@tinistinii I love Rossi and Chloe Caillet but this should’ve been a no brainer decision to go to Tiga

tiga so empty omg i’m so disappointed in yall 💔

3 pm rain stopped good time to turn off my work phone and get drunk I think

Can everyone stop posting Coachella content .. pretty please ?? Cherry on top 😭😔

coachella is the best music festival in the US by FAR. if you’re a first timer this year make it a point to get there early everyday and explore. also see artists that you haven’t seen before! i was put on to so many new sounds last year that have become so relevant a year later. coachella is ahead of the game in every single aspect. my weekend 1 fomo is so crazy but hope everyone has an unreal time this weekend and i can’t wait to be back in the desert next weekend

Crashing out really badly about missing Coachella after 8 years in a row of attending