Bridgett Simmons

When the 20 something year old kids tell the 50 something year old dad he can’t rock the pool anymore…hey mom hold my beer.

Does South of the Border freak anyone else out? Or just me?

If you have your Instagram handle on the back of your vehicle, I hate you.

Ugh having good banter with me is everything. Also, banter is such a cool word. Banter, banter, banter.

If you “reply all” to emails- I hate you.

My playlist is so diverse. One minute I’m crying to Taylor Swift, but then the next I’m straight vibing to Da Baby.

Also, love that she drops the F bomb- and not just once 😍

I mean it’s not an album you jam out to with the girls. It’s one where your driving, but need to cry too. Still slaps though. Thanks Tay 🥰

I’m here to tell you. TAYLOR SWIFT DID IT AGAIN!!! #blessed

Let me just tell you.. the snooze feature on Facebook hits differently 🙌🏻👏🏻✌🏻

Connie Britton is such a baddie!!!

@brockcalli I ask myself this daily.

Another thought why do I drink wine like I'm in high school at a party that the cops bust 🥴

I think the power is out in Rockingham if y’all didn’t know.

I’ve been there watched that, but “When They See Us” is the shit. Watch it or stfu.

Y’all ever catch dumbbitchitis or is it just me?

Does quicksand really exist? #AskTwitter

Ugh if you wear shoes in the beach I already hate you.

@KWebb_Harward @KyleRichards @TeddiMellencamp I love that you watch this! My mom and I said the same thing.. like what’s the big deal!

What is this obsession with @KyleRichards and @TeddiMellencamp ? I don’t get it. #RHOBH

Why do I feel like I’m an annoying boy in my Moms DMs that can’t catch a hint..

@LorenReilley Omg! Thanks! I’ll check that out next time I run out!!

1800 contacts is the freaking bomb. I’m dumb when it comes to eye stuff but that was the easiest order I’ve ever completed!!! Like holy cow.