laur 🛸

hoes mad

@bradyycore Ugh i almost bought this shirt

me & ani #thankyouneonsummersale

i am a toy that people enjoy till all of the tricks don’t work anymore

they could never make me hate ariana grande yeah get back with your ex girl!

Bruh those Aren’t compulsions they’re Important Steps in my Mission

if i hear the word parlay come out of your mouth i’m judging immediately

@octatate This.

when people are mean to cece natalie

the sleeping dog clairo hoodie

@lemonhead__girl Ur valid

Lowkey ruining my sister’s bday today but she’s been a cancer on my life for years so I lowkey dgaf #payback

@libralaur Insane omg

Mutual friend was able to get me front row tickets for Ariana grande

these Audrey Hobert hate tweets

sarah jessica parker fendi ad to fame is a gun

coworker in her 60s went on a date the other day and then came up to me and asked when it’s appropriate to “get some”

they took lindsey graham because they KNEW not to come for lola young

@meganngr4ce many such cases 🫩

Male coworker keeps doing Everything wrong and I’m cleaning up his shit left and right

MBTA employees successfully intimidated me into paying

it’s amazing to me how much you can say when you don’t know what you’re talking about

my acquaintance that seemingly picks random media tidbits to be woke about just to spit a lukewarm take daily

@libralaur wait yasss dm me

Who wants to follow each other on instagram

@hisfavstepdad Oof this song

i’m so sorry i stayed when i shouldn’t no one stops me, nobody takes you from my hand