Brian Dorsten

How bad is Kent State? Well...

Lakefest Grand Parade > Rose Bowl Parade

Nothing reminds me more of how truly “unhandy” I am than putting together toys at Christmas.

When you thought the Zoom was just going to be a phone call

.@BGSUMHoops comes back from 24 at Kent....rumor is Antonio Gates(yes that Antonio Gates) had to wear a Cory Eyink jersey in practice all week

#OTD in 1991 💣 Andre Dawson mashes a home run off Roger Clemens in the MLB All-Star Game!

I’m convinced there’s only one man who can revive the 2020 MLB season.

Man Broke Into Miller Park and “Commandeered” a Tractor to Carve His Name Into the Outfield Grass bleachernation.com/cubs/2020/06/1…

Once I am president I will create an army of robots that will Cleanse This World of all its corruption

The Health Director for Los Angeles County looks like she chose the wrong grail before Indiana Jones.

Peyton Manning. Accdentally poisoned by potion his wife purchased twitter.com/lanehart1/stat…

“Now, you want me to drive to Texarkana, pick up 400 cases of Charmin and come back in 28 hours. No problem.”

Pigeons wearing cowboy hats are roaming Las Vegas, and nobody knows why. abcn.ws/2PbhXg4

Holy fuck, is this ever great. Go left to right and enjoy ...

Cubs Re-Sign 38-Year-Old Pitching Prospect Luke Hagerty, and I Love It bleachernation.com/cubs/2019/10/1…

Thank you. #Chicago #Cubs #WGN

Cam Newton said, “It’s time for me to look myself in the mirror” wearing this 😂😂 #CamNewton

Bob Johnson throws behind Lenny Randle. The next pitch Randle bunts down the first baseline just so he can fucking blast Johnson.