brigot

suggesting ivy wolk as an influencer we should work with in the the all hands meeting

sorta the only truly appropriate use of this meme

clairovoyant….thinking about a joke for this will come back to later

the other two writes itself at this point

im putting together an army

what is whitney rose doing at sprouts

i didn’t know strict asian obama was in project hail mary

@hbfrecklz it’s actually more like the guy on the plane with the shirt

My Chappell hat being my favorite hat that I wear multiple times per week

@boujeegougie we are taylor frankie paul

Je suis Taylor Frankie Paul

cause I'm too derpy and then I'm too fucking meep

having a male boss is like having a dad and a son

cameron winter legit make me horny

@hdbxjskoauxb who will be sally

something about walking around in ballet flats lowkey make me feel like a penguin

traitors but for finding the dl trade, trade-ors

farted in the elevator when i was alone and then someone got on at the next floor

hella dogs at the park with short legs and big bodies guys pull up

so tonight i’ll be hanging out with ben and well also jerry

sure you could take a waymo but then ur friend sitting next to u won’t quietly text you that the uber smells weird and their driving is making you nauseous

when the job is so serious you lowkey feel bad farting at it