secretlifeofmee

omg????

Me changing their contact name after they make me mad

“I don’t get angry easily” Also me:

How niggas look at me when I say I don't know how to play Spades:

I can't force you to appreciate me but you sure gonna feel it when I'm gone.

on dnd checking if he disturbed me

I do believe TikTok saves the funniest videos for late at night. There’s no way.

me & some fine shit this summer

i be checking my emails everyday waiting for some life changing shit 😭😩

ion play w that itching shit, bye!

i be like “ stop touching me” whole time coochie wet asf 😭🤣

I'm definitely the person you meet through other people. I'm not outside enough for you to just stumble upon me 😂😂

When I find a perfect old series with 5 seasons and 15 + episodes each

even the dollar store got tap pay, walmart so fucking raggedy

I’m so emotional and nonchalant at the same time. I care but then idgaf 😭

When my brother is taking a shower and I can smell my cocoa butter vanilla scrub

😭😭😭

When he’s being so sweet and affectionate towards me. that all I want fr😩

As a man you are automatically on thin ice with me. TREAD LIGHTLY HO

The worst enemy of all Women.