Rebecca

Happy Mother’s Day @brintypears we love you

@petcortright House next door to us got broken into last night Mamdani aint saving us

the house nextdoor to us just got broken into cop cars everywhere spencer save us

The tankair top stays ON during sex

Person of tits and pussy experience

These are the same thing

You’re not being subtweeted you’re a muse

So deep in the minutiae of tomato growing science that my cortisol is spiking

@jrostopovich 🤯

@brintypears I thought this was just a Canada supply issue. My fave brand has been gone from all shelves for months now:(

My inability to find chocolate covered almonds in any grocery store is the canary in the coal mine for the fall of the west

@Chard0nMaria @AnaKrivolapova @princessdiorama <3

Some of my personal favourites… @brintypears @AnaKrivolapova @princessdiorama

I have two poems out now in Spectra 4 @spectrapoets <3

@MMifella God’s plan

@brintypears Was the pregnancy planned?

Only mom on the playground on here cancelcancelsite.com/rebecca

Being a milf is a full time job

Idgaf about writing

Allspice makes food taste ghetto

@afieldofviolets 🤞

@brintypears me moving to new york

At the mercy of unknown vectors fr

I’m not allowed to have any treats today