Shiesty Sheila 🦋

Ts really shouldn’t hurt as much as it does.

Alexa, play 90 straight minutes of Seth Rogan laughing on repeat.

I’ve seen people in K holes form more coherent sentences than Joe Biden wtf

@Savannah_Hall10 😭 im sad. It’s like a graveyard in this app.

@britt_murdock Barely 😂

Do people still twitter?

I stay off twitter for a year and come back to porn and silence….. 😔

One of my favorites activities at work is listening to people try to pronounce “blue curaçao”

Dylan’s on a work call so I’m about to have to get out of my comfy bed, clothed in this man’s drawers and t shirt to go get myself some salt and vinegar chips. This is peasant shit.

Waka flaka wore my bra on his head tonight. Can’t say shit to me. 😚 ✌️

Ain’t no way I just watched this 1st grader rap busta rhymes without missing a beat. Veins popping out of his neck and all. 💀

I told Dylan I had a tattoo gun and this man has tattooed his arm and chest up without stencils and it looks good 👀 my own personal tattoo artist.

“I put cheese in my pocket earlier as a joke”

Having a good work family is so important. I love my job so fucking much.

Howdy rock bottom, it’s been a minute.

Fuck I love natty.

God really has been testing me lately.

ASMR videos on TikTok really make me wanna throw up and curb stomp the creators at the same time.

The chokehold that Meyers cleaning supplies has on me.. 😩😋

The amount of people that are about to be madddddd. 😇😇😇