Brittney Sheffield Muhamed

Love an email from a tech org without an unsubscribe link.

Once again @Chewy customer service is unmatched. Their whole customer team, the systems they have in place, their policies are all 💯

Having a partner who works in healthcare and hearing their stories really puts the tough days in tech (read: any industry that isn’t actually life or death) into perspective.

@robotpony Agreed! Interested in your thoughts on the monetization trend being scarier.

@brittneysheff Findability practices push some types of content towards weird shapes. Recipes are an example where all you want are ingredients, method, and a description, but SEO loves keywords and heft, which turns them into 10 pages of word soup. They can read like they're written by AI.

I'm not sure if y'all realize, but SEO has been pushing humans to create AI-level content for years. For example, popular recipe sites wrap simple lists of ingredients and steps in a bunch of nonsense text for internet points. Monetization is a much scarier trend IMO.

Tell me you’re a millennial without telling me you’re a millennial. Apparently I joined twitter 14(!) years ago today. #MyTwitterAnniversary

When the @ShakyKneesFest sound checks start in #O4W.

A perk of allergy season is the Zyrtec-induced panic sleep where you wake up at 2:40am thinking about work. But, hey I’m not congested 🥰

Quite rude for ATL to have nice weather M-F then pencil in 24hrs of rain on a Saturday. 😐

Sometimes I think about all those product manager memes that were going around about how we (basically) do nothing all day and I get a little mad. Currently the most challenging part of my job is the amount of context switching it requires. Send your tips!#productmanagers

@imjameshall @wade_burrell Ayyy that’s neat!

@brittneysheff @wade_burrell Only through the power of social media!!!

Seen a lotta chatter about not being included to conferences and being gated and stuff. I feel for ya I really do. I wanted to go as well. But there’s a harsh truth about all of this 1/2

@imjameshall @wade_burrell Wait you guys know each other too??

@wade_burrell hahah, it's been a while since I did a good shitpost. felt good to shake the cobwebs off

If my @Apple watch asks me one more time if I want to end my workout during my 90seconds of rest there’s gonna be a fight. 😤

@latrointhemist This typo is haunting me.

@latrointhemist Kids these days, there something.

Our puppy Moose loves the vet. Like sits by the door in the room hoping she gets taken to the back, doesn’t want to leave when we’re done, loves it. Penny and Preston would think she’s crazy.

I want the record to state that after day one of the tournament I was ranked first in my husband’s work bracket. #marchmaddness

@LisaBarone A homer answer, but @Mailchimp. Even before I joined. twitter.com/mailchimp/stat…

@latrointhemist This and saying: no, leave it, off, go potty, easy and nooooo

forgot how much of raising a puppy is just pulling dumb shit out of their mouth

Just watched A Man Called Otto because my friend said it’s a feel-good film. I’m absolutely wrecked in case you’re wondering.