B

You ever pack a healthy lunch in the morning and when you go to eat it you’re like, “kk, that was rude of me.”

I joined the upcoming Autumn Short Story Battle with writers from around the world. Get Ready to Battle on Oct 26, 2025! @WritingBContest #flashfiction #writingprompts #writerslife #WritingCommunity #writersoftwitter Join the Battle and Learn More writingbattle.com/join-battle

I joined the upcoming Fear Flash Fiction Battle with writers from around the world. Get Ready to Battle on Oct 5, 2025! @WritingBContest #flashfiction #writingprompts #writerslife #WritingCommunity #writersoftwitter Join the Battle and Learn More writingbattle.com/join-battle

I joined the upcoming Spring Microfiction Battle with writers from around the world. Get Ready to Battle on May 2, 2025! @WritingBContest #flashfiction #writingprompts #writerslife #WritingCommunity #writersoftwitter Join the Battle and Learn More writingbattle.com/join-battle

I joined the upcoming Wonder Flash Fiction Battle with writers from around the world. Get Ready to Battle on Apr 13, 2025! @WritingBContest #flashfiction #writingprompts #writerslife #WritingCommunity #writersoftwitter Join the Battle and Learn More writingbattle.com/join-battle

I joined the upcoming Winter Flash Fiction Battle with writers from around the world. Get Ready to Battle on Feb 6, 2025! @WritingBContest #flashfiction #writingprompts #writerslife #WritingCommunity #writersoftwitter Join the Battle and Learn More writingbattle.com/join-battle

I joined the upcoming Heart Flash Fiction Battle with writers from around the world. Get Ready to Battle on Jan 12, 2025! @WritingBContest #flashfiction #writingprompts #writerslife #WritingCommunity #writersoftwitter Join the Battle and Learn More writingbattle.com/join-battle

Sometimes Spotify insults me with their recommendations

@DustinLaurin Not when there's drama 😏

Science is not truth. Science is finding the truth. When science changes its opinion, it didn't lie to you. It learned more.

you're not cool unless you register to vote

My Apple Watch keeps telling me to breathe but I’d rather not

I don’t mean to be negative but yes I do

Send me your favorite Simpson stills out of context please here are some of mine

@DustinLaurin Oh

@mckaylahemy Wtf

Me every time I drink: I really don’t see how I can be embarrassed by anything I’ve said or done. Me the next day: I now see.

@shannyd01 YESSSSS

Ok but Lana’s new album am I right

Everytime I feel guilty about buying a $6 coffee I just think ‘well I’m helping the economy’ 👀